Author Topic: holy fuck. i am awesome. (Read 4221 times)

beo · « **on:** Monday, April 20, 2009, 09:07:11 PM »

ended up breaking up a really messy fight three times tonight. third time i had to grab some guy off a bouncer, stick his arms behind his back and drag him to the ground. unfortunately he had many friends. i got kicked and punched in the face a bunch of times, but the staff in the pub fucking love me though, and i woke up to free drinks and ciggies. the police had to interview me, and after they went through the bullshit and turned into normal people, i started chatting to them about how half the laws they uphold are bullshit, how i smoke and used to grow pot, and all this other stuff. i was drunk, but being middle class, i can make myself sound sober very easily. it was fun. had to go to hospital as a precaution. stole as many leaflets detailing interesting medical conditions and surgical gloves as i could (it was a long wait). staff from the pub came and picked me and took me home. which was nice.

also, unrelated, but adding to my ego - i fucked the hottest girl of my fucking career on saturday. perfect everything. she was even into punk music and stuff. doesn't give blowjobs though. not calling her.

on some really strong and really free painkillers right now, but yeah, in summary i am awesome. so fuck you.

Xessive · « **Reply #1 on:** Monday, April 20, 2009, 10:35:46 PM »

Hehe can't wait to see the backlash

Your exploits sound awesome, still can't compete with GPW though

idolminds · « **Reply #2 on:** Monday, April 20, 2009, 10:43:45 PM »

You need a camera.

Pugnate · « **Reply #3 on:** Tuesday, April 21, 2009, 12:56:49 AM »

Beo is the king.

But I agree with idol.

Quemaqua · « **Reply #4 on:** Tuesday, April 21, 2009, 05:55:55 AM »

I wish I lived in a world where punching people and getting laid actually meant something. Sadly, I sailed off that planet a long time ago.

Pugnate · « **Reply #5 on:** Tuesday, April 21, 2009, 07:28:06 AM »

Beo's videogamy life continues well after he turns off his PC.

Ghandi · « **Reply #6 on:** Tuesday, April 21, 2009, 09:15:19 AM »

Maybe Beo is the bizarro version of gpw - crazy stories but less feminine, less Canadian, less phallic, etc.

Pugnate · « **Reply #7 on:** Tuesday, April 21, 2009, 12:27:19 PM »

I have thought about it... and Beo is more like Superman... while GPW is more like Batman.

While both accomplish the same at the end, GPW's stories leave me feeling less pleased with the world. Beo just comes off as this insane mofo who wants to enjoy life. GPW is the same but with a tinge of 'the world is full of shit'.

In a sense, GPW is Beo with a pinch of Que.

Cobra951 · « **Reply #8 on:** Tuesday, April 21, 2009, 12:55:38 PM »

Quote from: Quemaqua on Tuesday, April 21, 2009, 05:55:55 AM

I wish I lived in a world where punching people and getting laid actually meant something. Sadly, I sailed off that planet a long time ago.

The Punching People planet I barely grazed on a fast flyby. The Getting Laid planet was once a shore-leave favorite, and I do miss it.

beo · « **Reply #9 on:** Wednesday, April 22, 2009, 07:48:06 AM »

i don't feel quite as awesome now - those painkillers must of been good. got lumps on the back of my head, scratches down my face and a rather tasty black eye.

gpw11 · « **Reply #10 on:** Wednesday, April 22, 2009, 11:32:37 PM »

Fuck that, Beo is way more awesome than me. I haven't had a good story in like a year, I'm practically retired while he's killing it.

Pugnate · « **Reply #11 on:** Sunday, April 26, 2009, 07:59:03 AM »

I propose the two of you meet on neutral territory to do a week long competition to see who is more awesome.

Raisa · « **Reply #12 on:** Tuesday, May 26, 2009, 11:15:40 PM »

hey beo, the first OW person i ever spoke to on the phone -- you're as nutty as they come huh? hahah

beo · « **Reply #13 on:** Wednesday, May 27, 2009, 02:11:22 AM »

Quote from: Raisa on Tuesday, May 26, 2009, 11:15:40 PM

hey beo, the first OW person i ever spoke to on the phone -- you're as nutty as they come huh? hahah

haha. oh yeah. i'd lost my phone and needed someone to call it. when i found it, i'm pretty sure i just laughed like a loon down the line. i can confirm that you're a definite real life girl though - either that or a very squeaky guy.

Ghandi · « **Reply #14 on:** Thursday, May 28, 2009, 10:02:33 PM »

I can't believe you got through to her. I've called Raisa probably 40 times this week and she NEVER picks up...

Cobra951 · « **Reply #15 on:** Friday, May 29, 2009, 05:10:51 PM »

And now you know why.

Ghandi · « **Reply #16 on:** Friday, May 29, 2009, 08:27:37 PM »

Yep. Beo seduced her with his sexy British accent. It's hard to compete with that.

Cobra951 · « **Reply #17 on:** Friday, May 29, 2009, 09:00:43 PM »

I was thinking more along the lines of he scared the shit out of her, and now she won't pick up calls from us anymore.

Ghandi · « **Reply #18 on:** Friday, May 29, 2009, 10:31:54 PM »

Quote from: Cobra951 on Friday, May 29, 2009, 09:00:43 PM

and now she won't pick up calls from us anymore.

I see I'm not alone here. I'm guessing your attempts were futile as well?

Raisa · « **Reply #19 on:** Wednesday, July 01, 2009, 03:28:34 PM »

lol. well i've lost my phone and moved away.

does that paint me scared?

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Author Topic: holy fuck. i am awesome. (Read 4221 times)