Stranger: hey
You: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: 17/F/cali tee hee
Stranger: want to cyber
You: okay! /blush
Stranger: yeah baby you looking good
You: Hang on a second, bro. Let me lube up my massive, burly, bear body and grab a few more cans of Natty Ice.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.