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Fuck turkey.
What was dessert? Singing the Canadian anthem while you masturbated on a burning American flag? Fucking heathen.
If you are indeed as awesome as you say you are, you will find a video of this on the internet.
For some reason the idea of eating duck brings to mind snooty rich people who are too good to eat the same thing as the lowly filth that can't afford the greater things in life.