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Offline beo

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ah, christmas.
« on: Sunday, December 20, 2009, 03:58:40 AM »
sang karaoke. went to a party. got kicked out of a party. ripped windscreen wipers off car in driveway. shit - left my glasses and coat inside. fuck.

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Re: ah, christmas.
« Reply #1 on: Sunday, December 20, 2009, 04:31:17 AM »
Windscreen wipers for a pair of glasses and a coat? I think you got the shorter end of that one.

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Re: ah, christmas.
« Reply #2 on: Sunday, December 20, 2009, 05:04:12 AM »
just got a call. apparently it was three cars worth of windscreen wipers and they know it was me. anyone got an idea on how much this is going to run me?

also, i am completely aware that i am a total prick for doing this.

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Re: ah, christmas.
« Reply #3 on: Sunday, December 20, 2009, 08:19:26 AM »
Wipers themselves are fairly cheap.  I don't know what it will cost you if someone brings you up on some sort of charges.

You know man, that really is a shitty thing to do, and I'm glad you admit it.  I don't understand the psychology of it very well.  The cars in the driveway didn't throw you out of the party, and they can't defend themselves.  Whatever.  Vandalism is something I hate.  I don't mean to get into a big debate about it or anything.  Just venting, I guess.

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Re: ah, christmas.
« Reply #4 on: Sunday, December 20, 2009, 08:43:33 AM »
i was incredibly drunk and am really pissed off at myself for doing it. i really wish i could go back and not do it - not just because it's going to cost me, but because it was really stupid.

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Re: ah, christmas.
« Reply #5 on: Sunday, December 20, 2009, 11:26:33 AM »
Wiper blades don't cost much.  Arms?  You're talking about a lot of money.

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Re: ah, christmas.
« Reply #6 on: Sunday, December 20, 2009, 11:58:50 PM »
wow... talk about missing the real meaning of christmas.
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Re: ah, christmas.
« Reply #7 on: Monday, December 21, 2009, 12:25:00 AM »
wow... talk about missing the real meaning of christmas.

No kidding. It takes a lot of effort to pull off an arm. Go for the eyeball instead. 

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Re: ah, christmas.
« Reply #8 on: Monday, December 21, 2009, 04:06:40 AM »
Merry Christmas!


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Re: ah, christmas.
« Reply #9 on: Monday, December 21, 2009, 07:51:22 AM »
Hahaha!

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Re: ah, christmas.
« Reply #10 on: Tuesday, December 22, 2009, 08:58:29 AM »
ended up costing me over £400 - so about $650. i've given everyone a bit extra as idiot tax, and they've been pretty cool about it, considering. it wouldn't of been too bad if it was just the blades, but i ripped the entire arms off (including the arm motor mechanism on one car), plus one of the cars was a nissan skyline. i can't even remember doing it, save for a brief, blurred frame of memory of throwing a wiper into the snow.

had to get an instant loan with a ridiculous amount of interest to cover the costs, but at least the police weren't involved and i can get on with christmas. from now on, i'm going to have to make sure that my friends keep an eye on me when drinking, and give them full permision to beat the living shit out of me if ever attempt anything so idiotic again.