Just saw that you registered.
Just want to give you a heads up on some of the people on here.
Pugnate: Runs a goat-smuggling business into the U.S. Nobody really knows what they are used for but there are rumors.
Cobra: Brilliant, yet deadly. DO NOT ARGUE WITH HIM. Phalangal destruction will ensue.
Quemaqua: Too lovey-dovey. It gets on people's nerves.
Idolminds: Lives with 23 barely-legal beautiful women. Posts here to escape the utter insanity.
Gpw: Liquid nitrogen salesman. According to him, any disease is curable with liquid nitrogen.
Sy: Beat me badly at WC3 years ago. Suspected of being Asian.
Pyro: Will sleep with anything that moves, no kidding. Total slut.
Cools: One of the only men in the world that can get beautiful, bikini-clad women to PAY HIM to photograph them. No one knows how he does it. Most suspect some sort of secret potion.
Beo: British
Nickclone: Black
Wind&Confusion: Superior to you in every way possible.
Raisa: [Top Secret Security Clearance Needed]
Xessive: Totally in need of non-bubbly porn at the moment. Also has questionable business ties with the shady, aforementioned "Pugnate". Intel is questionable at this point.
MysterD: LOL @ THAT
Belmont: Talk to him if you need to dispose of a body. Dead hookers are heavy, and he is up to the task. Pyro would probably be looking at prison time if it weren't for his expertise.
Scottws: Hiding the fact that he will literally destroy all of this if he wants to.
Dr.Sbaitso: Awesome beyond belief. Doesn't post anymore, presumably because off the smell that Pug's goats left.
iPPi: Asian. He will beat you. I don't even think anyone has challenged him, it's just sort of known that he will kick your ass.
K-Man: The only trained astronaut amongst us. *
MCP: Wins
W7RE: The brains behind the goat-smuggling operation. Also loves Asians. Really shady guy.
Ren: 13 years old. Incapable of growing old. Actually impressive that he has the skills to type at such a young age.
ScaryTooth: Possibly still has a Mohawk. And I think he has an extremely attractive wife. Also presumably well sculpted. Just imagine him as an out-of-shape 30-year-old man. It won't work but you will feel better about yourself.
Keebs: If you get him drunk enough he will dress up like a little girl and prance around. Actually, he does that while sober. Basically it's best to always carry around a video camera while near him to make fun of the little Asian man.
*Probably false
