Topic: I can't think of a witty subject for this

[idolminds]

wat

After reading this, all I could think is "The death penalty could be much more useful if we used it on the right groups of people."

Actually I got just past the "fog analogy" before I had that thought, then my brain started shutting down important functions to protect them from the stupid. I had to give up on the rest of the article.

[Xessive]

Weird.

[sirean_syan]

You know, I could get behind genocide if Juggalos were a race.

As for the singers themselves, I sorta think they just like to screw with people, especially their retarded fans. I mean, this is just too good:

"I figured most people would say, 'Wow, I didn't know Insane Clown Posse could be deep like that.' But instead it's, 'ICP said a giraffe is a miracle. Ha ha ha! What a bunch of idiots.'" He pauses, then adds defiantly, "A giraffe is a fucking miracle. It has a dinosaur-like neck. It's yellow. Yeah, technically an elephant is not a miracle. Technically. They've been here for hundreds of years…"

"Thousands," murmurs Shaggy.

[MysterD]

Violent J pulls himself out of his introspection. They're about to go on stage and he doesn't want to be maudlin. He wants to be on the offensive. He shoots me a defiant look and says, "You know Miracles? Let me tell you, if Alanis Morissette had done that fucking song everyone would have called it fucking genius."

LMAO @ the article above!!! 

Thanks for the article, guys.
I never saw that SNL Parody - until now.

[beo]

this amuses me greatly.

[W7RE]

ROFL. I'm pretty sure they're just trolling everyone now. They pick out some lyrics and point out how they're about God, then when asked about another song they stare blankly like they're confused (or thinking really hard about how to twist the lyrics, then giving up).

Also, aside from the obvious batshit insane stuff they're saying, these 2 guys seem pretty unintelligent.

[MysterD]

"Pass Me By" and "Nothing's Left" are probably my two favorite ICP songs.

[sirean_syan]

Are normal people even allowed to have a favorite ICP song?

[MysterD]

Are normal people even allowed to have a favorite ICP song?

I never said I was normal.

[sirean_syan]

Are you saying you're a juggalo? That's alright. You can come out with it. We'll only throw you out. If we found out later that you've been hiding it from us we might do something worse out of anger.

[MysterD]

Are you saying you're a juggalo? That's alright. You can come out with it. We'll only throw you out. If we found out later that you've been hiding it from us we might do something worse out of anger.

Naw, I wouldn't consider myself a juggalo.
I don't go to their shows.
I don't own many ICP albums - hell, I only own one.
I only have The Amazing Jeckle Bros. album.

[Pugnate]

Are you saying you're a juggalo? That's alright. You can come out with it. We'll only throw you out. If we found out later that you've been hiding it from us we might do something worse out of anger.

So a Juggalo is someone who is a fan of ICP? No wonder Sirean was seeking blood.

[MysterD]

So a Juggalo is someone who is a fan of ICP?

Yup.