Topic: Jesus hates me.

[angrykeebler]

So on December 2nd of 2009, I was involved in a major auto accident. I was on a street called Balboa in the city of Granada Hills about 5 miles from where I live when a guy ran an intersection and plowed right into me and 2 other cars. I took my car to the nearest auto body shop who turned out to be a crook and it escalated into a nightmare situation causing me to miss OWmeet. It took me nearly 6 months to recover my money.

So flash forward to today...ALMOST exactly a year later. I got off work and was going to go watch "The Walking Dead" at my friends house who lives in Granada Hills. I was getting off on Balboa and was on the offramp. I was at the red light (just like i was 1 year ago) when some douchebag plows into the back of my car going full speed. Then to top it off he takes off. My car is wrecked with major front and back end damage. Luckily, the asshole's bumped fell off his car complete with license plate so FUCK HIM.

And I missed "The Walking Dead" too.

[TheOtherBelmont]

Fuck, dude, that's terrible.  Hopefully the police will put forth some effort into finding that jack off who hit you.

[Pugnate]

Could I have my license plate back please?

[Cools!]

Wow. Hope you are doing well, not injured or anything like that? I hope they get the ass fuck.

[angrykeebler]

Could I have my license plate back please?

I knew it was yours. I have dispatched Ghandi to find and assassinate you. All it cost me was $50, a fifth of Jack Daniels, 2 hand grenades, and a machete.

[Cobra951]

Sorry, man.  That sucks.  Stay away from Balboa?

[Ghandi]

I knew it was yours. I have dispatched Ghandi to find and assassinate you. All it cost me was $50, a fifth of Jack Daniels, 2 hand grenades, and a machete.

Sucker...I would have done it for free knowing that I will have full access to his beautiful goats after I kill him.

Did you take the license plate to the police?

[Ace_O_Spades]

I wish I could have been there when the guy realized his plate was gone. Bet you it was priceless. Fuck that guy.

[angrykeebler]

Sucker...I would have done it for free knowing that I will have full access to his beautiful goats after I kill him.

Did you take the license plate to the police?

No need. The Highway Patrol recovered it at the scene.

[Pugnate]

In other news, does anyone know where I can get custom license plates done? I lost my old contact.

I want something like this done:

[iPPi]

I saw someone with the license place AAA AAA today.

I thought it was really bizarre that someone would spend money to get a custom plate like that.  Unless of course it wasn't custom, which I would find equally surprising.

[scottws]

I hate when people get license plates with the model of car.  Years ago I had a friend that had a plate that said "RODEO LS".  Yeah, no shit.  Honda was kind enough to tell me that already.  No need for you to spend $70 to repeat it.

[gpw11]

I hate when people get license plates with the model of car.  Years ago I had a friend that had a plate that said "RODEO LS".  Yeah, no shit.  Honda was kind enough to tell me that already.  No need for you to spend $70 to repeat it.

I used to always see this old asian guy in a Lexus with a plate which read "Rexus".  Laughed every time.

[Quemaqua]

Haha, that's awesome.  I mean the later stuff, not your accidents, keebs.  That crap sucks.

Hopefully you get some justice.  There's nothing worse than getting maimed by somebody and not getting properly recompensed for it.  A needless hardship.  Hope he gets what he deserves.

[scottws]

Hopefully it was the guy's car instead of a stolen vehicle.

[angrykeebler]

Car is officially totaled....NEW CAR WOOO

[beo]

new car = awesome, old car = poo. for the best mang, for the best.