Topic: Monkeys are lovely

[Pugnate]

I'm in my second real relationship, and I have a ton to learn. I'm doing things wrong all the time, but she is incredible and pretty adorable I must say.

Anyways she wore my jacket all yesterday and today I put it on and it smelled like her, and I smiled every time I though of that, which was every two seconds.

Feel free to share similar experiences with how lovely monkeys are or have been to you in the past.

[Quemaqua]

I'll always remember my first monkey.  I taught it how to smoke cigarettes and steal rich people's wallets.

[Xessive]

I miss my trunk monkey. Well, technically my trunk ape.

[idolminds]

BANANA INNUENDO

[Ghandi]

My monkey sits by my front door with a nerf gun to shoot people that walk in, because fuck them.

[ren]

Monkeys are the worst. You think they'd be all fun and playful but instead they're assholes who steal your food when you're eating outside and jump on your kayak when you're going through mangrove forests.

[sirean_syan]

I once sat in an icecream parlor watching a group of monkeys destroy everything they could grab hold of on a somewhat new car across the way. Thing lost its mirrors, antenna, hood ornaments, logos, and ended up with more than a few scratches and dings.

I also once saw a monkey jump at a lady, yank off her purse, and the search the contents while another monkey kept harassing her.

Monkey's are evil scheming creatures. This might be why many "trained" monkeys are done so with alcohol. This is actually something of a problem in Thailand where there are actual monkey rehab centers.

[idolminds]

I would so play Monkey Rehab Tycoon.

[Pugnate]

Monkeys are best when they have an island.