I don't like county fairs.  Their entrance fees are too restrictive.  Admission requires you to be there the entire time.  WTF, I already paid my money county fair.  Let me come and go as I please.  Plus, if I want to see a particular exhibit, I've got to walk through all this other crap I have no interest in or need to look at.
I HATE YOU STE...COUNTY FAIR!