Topic: W T F????

[Pugnate]

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23 girls brawl over handsome boy

Police were called in Bulgaria after a mass fight broke out between 23 teenage girls over a handsome male student.

The girls, aged between 15 and 18, used brass knuckles, chains and beer bottles to fight over the lad whose name was not revealed.

The girls, from the Bulgarian capital Sofia, agreed to fight it out and skipped school to meet up in a local playground in the Gorublyane district of the city.

Several girls suffered minor injuries and dozens of passers-by reportedly witnessed the incident.

But the alarm wasn't raised until after the fight when a father of one of the injured girls called the police

[iPPi]

Hahahah.

[Ace_O_Spades]

that dude has massive bragging rights

[sirean_syan]

Yeah he can brag. However, odds are any that had a decent face before the fight didn't have one after if beer bottles, chains, and brass nuckles were involved.

[Quemaqua]

I get the feeling he wasn't even involved in the fight and the girls were just beating on each other for the rights to him.  But yeah... bragging rights.  That easily beats my story of me and the 12 chicks on the bed.  I feel shamed.

[Ghandi]

Que, you lie. 

If not, story please. 

[idolminds]

I need pics of the dude and the chicks. If the dudes ugly, the chicks might simply be crazy (insert joke here). Or what if the girls are ugly? Who wants to brag that a bunch of ugly girls were fighting over you?

[Quemaqua]

The story isn't much.  I basically went to this girl's birthday party.  We weren't dating, but were sort of... negotiating the terms of dating, heh.  It didn't end up working out because she sort of went nuts after a bunch of her friends died in a car wreck, but that's a whole different thing.  Anyway, she had this huge party and there were supposed to be all these guys and girls... but none of the guys showed except me.  So it was a superbowl/birthday party and we just sat around and ate and drank and talked and watched the game, then at the end this one chick told me I had to get on the bed, so I did as a joke, and then all the girls dogpiled me and somebody took a picture.  Nothing exciting.  But seeing as I had just broken up with another girlfriend not long before, it sure lifted my spirits.

[idolminds]

...and somebody took a picture.

You know what to do.

[Ghandi]

The story is awesome.  I basically went to this girl's birthday party.  We weren't dating, but were hooking up a lot... It was great because she basically said that anytime I wanted her she was mine.  Anyway, she had this huge party and there were supposed to be all these guys and girls... but I was the only one man enough to show up.  So it was a superbowl/birthday party and we just sat around and ate and drank and talked and watched the game, then at the end this one chick told me I had to get on the bed, so I did, and then all the girls dogpiled me and then they starting to take off their clothes and stuff. It sure lifted my "spirits".

Story adjusted to show your greatness. You just need to attach the picture and you are golden.

[Quemaqua]

Haha.  I don't actually have the picture with me.  It's with some of my old junk in a box still, and I never had a digital version of it.  Maybe I'll scan it sometime if I can find it.

[angrykeebler]

Man...This story is so sexy. If I were that guy I would be like "Ladies, please! Plenty of me to go around!"