Let's let D write it. "Idol was predictably juicy and tender, and thankfully the bones were fairly linear. He was large enough for leftovers, resulting in plenty of replay value. In terms of graphics, he looked good as he was being slowly roasted over the fire, though in terms of sound effects, he made a lot of annoying screaming noise. This is why, for those who can afford it, we recommend upgrading to the Nvidia earmuffs as part of your Idolminds cannibalizing experience. On a side note, the beard came in handy as dental floss after we were done eating, working well as an added minigame."
I feel sick.
D, you crazy bastard.
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