Author Topic: The Haiku Thread (Read 4894 times)

idolminds · « **on:** Monday, July 21, 2014, 11:52:42 AM »

You should write a post
in the form of a haiku.
Subject: anything

Xessive · « **Reply #1 on:** Monday, July 21, 2014, 11:54:08 AM »

Very well, I will
I can't think of anything
Damn, I can't do it.

idolminds · « **Reply #2 on:** Monday, July 21, 2014, 11:58:13 AM »

Don't feel too badly.
Haikus aren't easy to write.
It's the thought that counts.

idolminds · « **Reply #3 on:** Monday, July 21, 2014, 12:00:51 PM »

For those that don't know,
it should be Five-Seven-Five.
Count the syllables.

PyroMenace · « **Reply #4 on:** Monday, July 21, 2014, 01:33:26 PM »

Poopy diapers
Sniffing coke off a clowns boner
Silence

idolminds · « **Reply #5 on:** Monday, July 21, 2014, 01:54:35 PM »

Don't mess up the thread!
We have a good thing going.
I am now disturbed.

Cobra951 · « **Reply #6 on:** Monday, July 21, 2014, 05:56:50 PM »

Haikus, new concept
I don't know how to word one
But I will try it

idolminds · « **Reply #7 on:** Monday, July 21, 2014, 08:50:22 PM »

This is Rupture Farms.
I gotta get outta here.
Hello. Follow me.

K-man · « **Reply #8 on:** Tuesday, July 22, 2014, 07:48:34 AM »

"Praise the Sun!" he said
Defeat the darkness and blight
Idol refuses

Quemaqua · « **Reply #9 on:** Tuesday, July 22, 2014, 05:58:46 PM »

Haikus are quite cool,
but better in Japanese.
Learn a new language.

Quemaqua · « **Reply #10 on:** Tuesday, July 22, 2014, 06:01:03 PM »

That sounded snarky.
I really didn't mean it.
Or maybe I did.

Also, idolminds:
you should be praising the sun.
Get to it, asshole.

idolminds · « **Reply #11 on:** Wednesday, July 23, 2014, 08:16:57 AM »

I will get to it.
This is probably a lie.
I procrastinate.

idolminds · « **Reply #12 on:** Thursday, July 24, 2014, 01:27:49 PM »

Zelda and Kirby
Got them from a Best Buy sale
3DS good times

Xessive · « **Reply #13 on:** Thursday, July 24, 2014, 03:18:57 PM »

Motherfuckers come,
Motherfuckers go away,
Only bitches stay.

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