Topic: housemate's sister

[beo]

my housemate's sister has gone mad. she's been having issues for a while now (probably due to her massive consumption of hallucinigenics), but recently she's gone a bit bizzare. it's as if any social barriers that once existed in her head are now gone.

it was her birthday on sunday, and she was talking with her 8 year old nephew about the size of her previous sexual partner's cock. later on, she went up to her mother, called her a lesbian, grabbed and then french kissed her. i know it's fucked up, but it was one of the most amusing situations i've ever witnessed. my housemate is now terrified that his sister is going to try a repeat performance on him next.

[idolminds]

hahaha

[Ace_O_Spades]

what in the fuck

well... it happened to cobain and syd barret

[ren]

This post needs constant updates.

[Quemaqua]

One part of me thinks that's incredibly sad and feels really, really bad for the poor girl.  Another, significantly larger part of me is laughing its ass off.

[iPPi]

That is odd.

[Raisa]

  


OMG..  I'd punch my sis if she ever tried anything like that on me.

[Antares]

That is one of the most simultaneously disturbing and hilarious things I have ever read.

[Pugnate]

my housemate's sister has gone mad. she's been having issues for a while now (probably due to her massive consumption of hallucinigenics), but recently she's gone a bit bizzare. it's as if any social barriers that once existed in her head are now gone.

it was her birthday on sunday, and she was talking with her 8 year old nephew about the size of her previous sexual partner's cock. later on, she went up to her mother, called her a lesbian, grabbed and then french kissed her. i know it's fucked up, but it was one of the most amusing situations i've ever witnessed. my housemate is now terrified that his sister is going to try a repeat performance on him next.

haha what the hell?

Man you and Gpw have the craziest stories.

Actually Nicklone's stories were crazier, but somehow they ended up pissing me off.

[Quemaqua]

Well, nick was genuinely crazy.  And his stories were like... scary.  Like when he got doped up and thought people were chasing him and trying to kill him because he was gay.  Except that he wasn't gay.

[PyroMenace]

Well he kept bitching about how shitty his life was but he was the one making all the shitty decisions. I didnt know what he expected from us. I'm kinda sad hes gone, because he was a funny guy, but in the end we didnt really kick him out, he did it himself.

[Raisa]

doesn't he still come around every once in a while?  i'm sure he does.. 

even if we were mean.. we're still a lovable bunch

[gpw11]

Well, nick was genuinely crazy.  And his stories were like... scary.  Like when he got doped up and thought people were chasing him and trying to kill him because he was gay.  Except that he wasn't gay.

You forgot the part where they were hunring him in the woods with ATVs and predator cloaking suits.  Or that he made the original post about (believing 100% that it was real) and then realised two weeks later that it never happened.

[Quemaqua]

Apparently I did forget that part.  That doesn't ring a bell.

But yeah, case in point.

[Ace_O_Spades]

You forgot the part where they were hunring him in the woods with ATVs and predator cloaking suits.  Or that he made the original post about (believing 100% that it was real) and then realised two weeks later that it never happened.

Yeah, I remember that.

Whining about how much your life sucks but constantly perpetuating your own self loathing and self destruction doesn't necessarily qualify you for pity

I'm one to talk though, I abused my body pretty hard in the past two years. I'm glad I came out of it all unscathed.

however, I never really made a lot of posts outlining how much my life sucks

or did I?

jesus I can't remember

[Quemaqua]

You had your share, but I don't think it was excessive.  I think we've all done it to a degree.

[Pugnate]

however, I never really made a lot of posts outlining how much my life sucks

or did I?

Well you did try something but it backfired. I am glad you are clean again dude. I've never done anything, though I suppose I am past the age where I would try.

[Raisa]

i hate it when you guys do stupid things.  Makes me want to go and strangle you all till you get some sense in your head.

[Xessive]

That is one of the most simultaneously disturbing and hilarious things I have ever read.

Yep, that's my reaction haha

[beo]

i hate it when you guys do stupid things.  Makes me want to go and strangle you all till you get some sense in your head.

it's better than living life in a bubble.

[Xessive]

Yay! Beo's here

[scottws]

Whoa.  This story is messed up hahahahaha!!!

I concur with ren, we need frequent updates on the behavior of this chick.

[ScaryTooth]

Wow. Agreed, updates sir.

[Raisa]

it's better than living life in a bubble.

true..  bubble people need to be strangled too.

[Xessive]

Should we make this thread a sticky?

[Pugnate]

But why?

[Raisa]

for history's sake.. first sticky thread

[scottws]

Actually, there are two already.