Author Topic: Some bullshit I need to get off my chest  (Read 3615 times)

Offline Ghandi

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Some bullshit I need to get off my chest
« on: Thursday, December 28, 2006, 10:57:16 PM »
So I'm living at this house, and I'm living with the boyfriend of this girl I met last year. Luckily, this isn't a girl issue, that's just the back story. So the guy is kind of a douche, but he's not really a bad guy, so I look past it a live with him. Things are going well, he works in the construction industry, I go to school, blah blah. Anyways, he breaks up with this girl, and the whole reason that he moved into this town to begin with is for this girl. He left a pretty decent construction job in another town for her, and he's getting screwed over with the person he is working for, so he calls me and asks if it is o.k. if he moves out. We have separate leases, so it is fine, he just has to sub-lease. We are pretty decent friends at this point, though (6 months later), so he calls me just to let me know he is moving out basically. He owns all of the furniture at our place- couch, entertainment center, t.v.- so it kinda sucks, but its all good. The good thing, though, is that I get the bigger room in the house because he moves out, which is about twice the size of my current room. So I drive up today to move my shit into the bigger room, and when I get there, I find the place a complete wreck. Shit is everywhere, most of his stuff is all moved out, but he left a ton of bullshit behind, there are papers and stuff all over the place, and he left my dirty dishes (which he used) on the stove with his nasty dried food on them. He left all of the old bullshit that he didn't want- multiple bins of crap, old sweepers, etc. So I called him and asked what was up, and he bullshitted me. I told him to fuck off. Took me forever to clean up and move my stuff. 3 hours or so. I get a bigger room, which I am pumped about, but who the hell leaves dirty dishes and everything they don't want when they move out? I was seriously considering calling up his ex and having sex with her, just to spite him. I am going to see her for new years. Hmmm....

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Re: Some bullshit I need to get off my chest
« Reply #1 on: Thursday, December 28, 2006, 11:29:59 PM »
Yeah, that's pretty crappy.  But I don't think you should attempt to have sex with his ex just to spite him.  I think you should find where he lives and punch him in the face.  I prefer the direct approach.

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Re: Some bullshit I need to get off my chest
« Reply #2 on: Friday, December 29, 2006, 12:24:44 AM »
Actually I'm good friends with her, that's how I know him. I'm not really going to have sex with her, I was just pissed and though it would be vengeful. Somehow, though, I would like to spite him. A punch in the face is too simple. A devious plan needs to be concocted.

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Re: Some bullshit I need to get off my chest
« Reply #3 on: Friday, December 29, 2006, 12:26:27 AM »
Painting a giant dick on his door would be pretty awesome.  If that's a bit too much, just leave the dishes at his door.

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Re: Some bullshit I need to get off my chest
« Reply #4 on: Friday, December 29, 2006, 12:59:21 AM »
Pee on his house?

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Re: Some bullshit I need to get off my chest
« Reply #5 on: Friday, December 29, 2006, 02:15:48 AM »
Correction: Pee on the house ashes.

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Re: Some bullshit I need to get off my chest
« Reply #6 on: Friday, December 29, 2006, 02:40:40 AM »
Simple is the best way to do it, just order a bunch of food to his house. If he lives in an apartment, call the super and say you were locked out. I'm guessing you live in a complex, my friend was the super of a complex. You have no idea how clueless they are to who actually lives there and how much you get charged for locking yourself out.

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Re: Some bullshit I need to get off my chest
« Reply #7 on: Friday, December 29, 2006, 09:50:19 AM »
My ex has an apartment upstairs.  When the last tenant moved out, he left all kinds of crap behind too, which I moved out to the curb.  Old gutted PC, a big CRT monitor that didn't work, some wrought-iron stands, a couple of nasty-looking fax/phones, shit like that.  He was a nice guy too.  I think when moving day comes, some of us are just underprepared or overwhelmed.  I know how hard it was to fully empty a 4-bedroom house last Spring.  The job goes on and on.  If you have to physically leave and don't get the chance to come back, it can be a disaster.

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Re: Some bullshit I need to get off my chest
« Reply #8 on: Friday, December 29, 2006, 10:02:43 PM »
I say you should have sex with his girlfriend, punch him in the nose, draw a penis on his face, burn his house down and urinate on its ashes after ordering $400 of chinese food to be delivered to his hospital bed.


.... That should cover it.

Offline gpw11

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Re: Some bullshit I need to get off my chest
« Reply #9 on: Saturday, December 30, 2006, 01:26:10 AM »
I wouldn't go out of my way to get back at him for it.  Moving out never works out well, and if he didn't do it specifically to piss you off then fuck it.  Don't forget about it, but don't put any effort into revenge...it's not one of those things thats worth being pissed off about.

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Re: Some bullshit I need to get off my chest
« Reply #10 on: Saturday, December 30, 2006, 05:50:12 AM »
I say you should have sex with his girlfriend, punch him in the nose, draw a penis on his face, burn his house down and urinate on its ashes after ordering $400 of chinese food to be delivered to his hospital bed.


.... That should cover it.

Why not a kidney?