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If you could go anywhere at any point in history...when/where?
« on: Friday, December 29, 2006, 12:20:45 AM »
One of my first stops would be the Roman Colosseum to watch some fights to the death.

Damn it, why don't we do cool shit like that anymore?

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Re: If you could go anywhere at any point in history...when/where?
« Reply #1 on: Friday, December 29, 2006, 12:22:16 AM »
I would chill with some Vikings and pillage, drink mead, and hit shit with an axe.

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Re: If you could go anywhere at any point in history...when/where?
« Reply #2 on: Friday, December 29, 2006, 12:29:36 AM »
Interested question.

I think I'd go to 16th century England and ask the rich women what the hell they saw in these dudes with the wigs and the makeup. Seriously, how the hell could you have sex with that?

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Re: If you could go anywhere at any point in history...when/where?
« Reply #3 on: Friday, December 29, 2006, 12:58:20 AM »
Victorian London, circa 1870-something.  Most of you can guess why.

But it's a hard question, really.  If I could honestly go back... it would be so tempting to see my mom and dad after they first got married, or see my dad as a kid, or to go back and see those first days I spent with my first love.  It's a really hard question if you actually think about it.

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Re: If you could go anywhere at any point in history...when/where?
« Reply #4 on: Friday, December 29, 2006, 01:08:37 AM »
Typical answer, but I'd like to see the dinosaurs and giant bugs way back when. That would be wild. Theres nothing on earth like that anymore.

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Re: If you could go anywhere at any point in history...when/where?
« Reply #5 on: Friday, December 29, 2006, 08:33:14 AM »
Victorian London, circa 1870-something.  Most of you can guess why.

But it's a hard question, really.  If I could honestly go back... it would be so tempting to see my mom and dad after they first got married, or see my dad as a kid, or to go back and see those first days I spent with my first love.  It's a really hard question if you actually think about it.

Definitely, very hard.  I'd like to push my birth date back about 5 years.  That would get me in better sync with the baby boomers.  At every stage in my life, whatever came next was always hard to get or expensive because they got there just before me, driving supply down and prices up.  (Watch them bankrupt social security out of existence right before I'm due to get it.)

As for visiting (and then leaving unharmed) some remote past, I'd love to see the classical Greek period, what they achieved.  The records we have are incomplete, and I have a feeling they were much closer to technology than they get credit for.  Then there's all that art, architecture, and philosophy.  The Romans were educated and refined by this culture.

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« Reply #6 on: Sunday, December 31, 2006, 04:14:13 PM »
Egypt 2000 B.C. Sounds like a simpler time. I might be able to negotiate my way into a queen or princess' private quarters. Then again she might be my ancient grandma or something.. Ew. Yeah, I'm pretty content with my current placement.

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« Reply #7 on: Sunday, December 31, 2006, 05:39:11 PM »
I'd probably go back to WWII era Germany. I'm just so fascinated with WWII history and that would be awesome to watch battles and stuff like that unfold.

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« Reply #8 on: Sunday, December 31, 2006, 11:06:21 PM »
I'd go waaaaaaaaaaay back to the first second in time, and ask a certain someone some questions.

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« Reply #9 on: Monday, January 01, 2007, 12:42:57 AM »
Oooh Oooh I'd go to Feudal Japan and learn the way of Shinobi! Then I will travel back to modern times and use my newly acquired techniques to subdue muggers who don't use guns!

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« Reply #10 on: Tuesday, January 02, 2007, 05:18:58 PM »
I'd go back to the time when Spain first started to rape and pillage South America. I'd steal and hide a few cases of gold, then go back to modern time and live out my years as a stinking rich asshole.

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Re: If you could go anywhere at any point in history...when/where?
« Reply #11 on: Tuesday, January 02, 2007, 10:41:01 PM »
I'd like to take a tour though pre-history starting when life first emerged until around the time man created fire.  Of course, that is an awfully long period of time, but I could skip through some of the boring parts.

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Re: If you could go anywhere at any point in history...when/where?
« Reply #12 on: Tuesday, January 02, 2007, 10:44:17 PM »
You mean like most of human history? Though we did create the best fight scenes.

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« Reply #13 on: Tuesday, January 02, 2007, 11:01:52 PM »
I would think the several billion years between the first single celled life and the emergence of complex life forms would be a little dry.  Algae is cool and all, but I think I'd get over it.


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« Reply #14 on: Tuesday, January 02, 2007, 11:05:48 PM »
Dude, there were dinosaurs and giant insects. Thats gotta be worth something. Then a comet hits and kills them all...fast forward a bit and its the friggin' ice age! Pack your skis!

Ohhh...I want to watch the pyramids being built. That'd be some cool stuff. Or how about seeing all these "ruins" we have when they were brand new?

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« Reply #15 on: Tuesday, January 02, 2007, 11:28:01 PM »
Seeing Egypt in its prime would really be something.

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Re: If you could go anywhere at any point in history...when/where?
« Reply #16 on: Wednesday, January 03, 2007, 12:33:14 AM »
I'd go waaaaaaaaaaay back to the first second in time, and ask a certain someone some questions.

Ok this is going to be very disrespectful so I am sorry. :P

I'd go back in time to when Adam was first put on this planet. I'd instantly kill him and then take his place. Then we'd be all spawns of Noman... except me of course.

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Re: If you could go anywhere at any point in history...when/where?
« Reply #17 on: Wednesday, January 03, 2007, 12:53:00 AM »
Go back and hit it with Eve?  I don't think anybody's going to fault you for that one.

天才的な閃きと平均以下のテクニックやな。 課長有野

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« Reply #18 on: Wednesday, January 03, 2007, 01:12:49 AM »
 ;D

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« Reply #19 on: Wednesday, January 03, 2007, 01:43:06 AM »
What if Eve was really ugly and a bitch? You'd have to keep her perpetually pregnant, so not only would you constantly be taking one for the team but you'd also have to deal with her being constantly pregnant. You more or less just sent yourself to hell.

At least Adam wouldn't have been able to known any better.

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« Reply #20 on: Wednesday, January 03, 2007, 02:42:58 AM »
Wow, I was pretty much thinking exactly the same.

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« Reply #21 on: Wednesday, January 03, 2007, 09:49:32 AM »
We are all spawns of Eve. She must have been insanely beautiful otherwise all of us would be looking like Janet Reno.

Though the disadvantage of starting a family with Eve is that you'd have to encourage your children to commit incest.  :-X

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« Reply #22 on: Wednesday, January 03, 2007, 11:02:18 AM »
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She must have been insanely beautiful otherwise all of us would be looking like Janet Reno.

We would never be able to tell since we have nothing else to compare to.

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« Reply #23 on: Wednesday, January 03, 2007, 12:04:50 PM »
Attractive people can come from ugly parents. Happens all the time.

But yeah, the incest thing would probably get to you real fast too.

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« Reply #24 on: Wednesday, January 03, 2007, 01:27:15 PM »
Attractive people come from ugly parents only because there is a genetic history that goes beyond the parents. :P


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Re: If you could go anywhere at any point in history...when/where?
« Reply #25 on: Wednesday, January 03, 2007, 01:42:14 PM »
Haha !  Great thread.

I would go back to the Greek times.  I would love to be a Spartan warrior, although I know I would never make it through training.  Haha.  The middle ages as well.  Or Feudal Japan. Basically, any time period where you would be raised in an incredibly structured, rigorous environment.  All that discipline stuff is just sweet to me. The things you can achieve.. Too bad my life is too fragmented and scrambled to get anything like that done.
Suck it, Pugnate.

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« Reply #26 on: Wednesday, January 03, 2007, 07:33:38 PM »
Scary, shock, I have the same feeling a lot of times... just wish there was someone to tell me "Go do this and get really good at it or I'll beat you senseless!"

天才的な閃きと平均以下のテクニックやな。 課長有野

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Re: If you could go anywhere at any point in history...when/where?
« Reply #27 on: Thursday, January 04, 2007, 12:40:15 AM »
Go write your novel and paint minis or else I'll deny you cheese for the rest of your life.

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Re: If you could go anywhere at any point in history...when/where?
« Reply #28 on: Thursday, January 04, 2007, 12:49:55 AM »
 ... you bastard.

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Re: If you could go anywhere at any point in history...when/where?
« Reply #29 on: Thursday, January 04, 2007, 01:31:31 AM »
Haha I'm really enjoying reading this thread :P And I don't normally enjoy reading at all ;D

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Re: If you could go anywhere at any point in history...when/where?
« Reply #30 on: Sunday, January 07, 2007, 07:53:51 PM »
I'd probably go back to about 500 years or 5000 years from now.  Not sure which part since the world wasn't as divided as it is today.  I think back then, one land went on to the next in some cases.

I'd take the internet back with me even just for a day, record the whole day and then take it back to now and sell it for a ton of money or someone's neck.

But I think I'm a bit content with today.  Even if there are somethings i'd like to chnage.. ultimately there's only so much i CAN change./
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