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Offline nickclone

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False Advertising Should Apply To Movie Trailers
« on: Monday, January 22, 2007, 01:32:32 AM »
I'm sick of sitting down in front of a movie expecting one thing and getting another. How hard is it to label your fucking movie correctly? I think it should be illegal to only show the best parts of a movie in its trailer and I think movie critics should get some balls and call out these movie studios on it.

I watched "Crank", expecting to see a lot of action. This movie barely had any action in it, you see Stathom literally run around the whole movie and only get to killing people (in the entertaining action sort of way ) at the very end of the movie...and that wasn't even done well. Two thumbs down!

I watched "Little Miss Sunshine" expecting to see a comedy. What I really got a bunch of flat jokes, luke warm drama and a plot so boring that it took me three hours to watch an hour and a half film (I kept pausing it to do other things). Another one of those pretentious, indie prick flicks that people think saying they enjoyed makes them smarter.

I watched "Pan's Labyrinth" expecting to see a dark fantasy film. In reality this movie is an hour and forty-five minutes of the sub story that you don't care about and roughly fifteen minutes of the fantasy world which is what you thought you were going to see. I'm not lying here people, all you get is fifteen minutes of lame, anti-climatic, sparse fantasy scenes. Rent this movie if you must see it and skip to the good parts, but make sure you only pop one of those mini bags of popcorn.

The only recent movies that haven't disappointed me are "Borat" and "Apocalypto", the latter took a while to get started, but I was captivated the whole time. The point is, these two movie didn't trick me into to seeing them, they didn't lie to me and they didn't poor beer down my throat, suck in their gut and stand in mood lighting all night trying to get me to sleep with them.

All in all, I just want movie trailers to stop bullshitting me.

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Re: False Advertising Should Apply To Movie Trailers
« Reply #1 on: Monday, January 22, 2007, 01:48:17 AM »
I remember watching the trailer for "A History of Violence" and how it had all these action scenes in it. Then I went to see the movie and it turns out all the action in the movie was already featured in the trailer. Terrible movie.
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Re: False Advertising Should Apply To Movie Trailers
« Reply #2 on: Monday, January 22, 2007, 01:52:07 AM »
I remember watching the trailer for "A History of Violence" and how it had all these action scenes in it. Then I went to see the movie and it turns out all the action in the movie was already featured in the trailer. Terrible movie.

Yeah, I fell for that one too. Not to mention Maria Bello isn't hot at all, even the nudity sucked.

When I think about it, the only trailer that got my hyped for a movie and the movie actually delivered would have to be The Matrix.

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Re: False Advertising Should Apply To Movie Trailers
« Reply #3 on: Monday, January 22, 2007, 01:59:00 AM »
You could always, you know, educate yourself on the movies beforehand.  That's not a jab... I kinda' know what you mean.  I mean, I've gone to see movies before that felt somewhat different from the trailers, although in my experience this has rarely actually been a bad thing.  Usually it was a movie I didn't want to see as much that other people did, and then in the end I ended up liking it more than I expected.  The Sixth Sense was like that, as was Spirited Away.  There are a couple others I can't think of right now.  But yeah, at the same time, there have been a few times when it's been the other way, and I can state for a fact that I probably would have been disappointed by Crank too if there wasn't much action in it.  If I ever saw that one, I'd have been expecting an action flick and would likely have been disappointed if I walked away without getting one.

I'll have to disagree with you on Pan's Labyrinth, however.  Granted the trailer may have led you to believe there was more fantasy in it than there was, but that wasn't the point of the movie and I never thought it was because I knew well beforehand what I was getting into.  And, generally speaking, I do this with all movies.  I almost never go in without reading some opinions and such first.  And I don't see why you wouldn't care about the other stuff happening in the movie.  The fantasy stuff augments it, but it's good enough to stand on its own.  And the fantasy scenes weren't lame, they were superb.

Still, I feel you on the main point.  Honestly, I don't think trailers are a good way to convey anything about a movie, really.  They just can't do it.  A text synopsis is always the better option, which is why I generally don't bother with trailers other than to get a general visual sense of a movie, and instead just go read something about it on the internet somewhere.

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Re: False Advertising Should Apply To Movie Trailers
« Reply #4 on: Monday, January 22, 2007, 02:18:28 AM »
I don't take critic's reviews too seriously, they seem to over analyze the the movies that are supposed to be fun and take some of the lesser films and put them up on a pedestal. I would go to IMDB and research a movie before I watch it, but doing research on a movie before you watch it seems like it should be unnecessary. Not to mention the people on IMDB seem to let spoilers slip and the mods do absolutely nothing to protect unsuspecting people from them.

I just feel that between seeing the trailer and reading the general outline of the plot should be enough.

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Re: False Advertising Should Apply To Movie Trailers
« Reply #5 on: Monday, January 22, 2007, 05:31:53 AM »
I think Twister is a classic example of this.  When I saw the trailer, it looked like an exciting, scary thriller about these horrific tornadic events.  No, it's about a bunch of storm-chasers and has Bill Paxton at his worst and Carey Elwes as the "bad guy" storm-chaser.  What a let-down.

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Re: False Advertising Should Apply To Movie Trailers
« Reply #6 on: Monday, January 22, 2007, 09:06:34 AM »
If I was a director I'd hire a big name actor and shoot a trailer for a movie that doesn't exist. Then when people go to the theater to watch the film, first 5 minutes that big name star gets killed off and the actual movie starts.

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Re: False Advertising Should Apply To Movie Trailers
« Reply #7 on: Monday, January 22, 2007, 09:26:20 AM »
Hahahaha I had a similar idea.

I'd have this kick ass trailer where it would look amazing and appealing to everyone.

Then I'd have the movie proceed as promised for exactly one hour (which is the point where most theaters won't give a refund), and then at that point everyone would stop acting, sit down and just stare at the screen and say,"That's right. What the fuck are you gonna do?"

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Re: False Advertising Should Apply To Movie Trailers
« Reply #8 on: Monday, January 22, 2007, 09:36:28 AM »
haha, brilliant!

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Re: False Advertising Should Apply To Movie Trailers
« Reply #9 on: Monday, January 22, 2007, 05:04:49 PM »
I know what you mean ah! After the matrix sequals I'm so jaded that I read and listen to what ther people have to say or I just go in with low expectations. Some movies you just know will be kick ass regardless of the trailer but others you need to ignore the flashy trailers and go in low.

Fuck the Matrix sequals were bad for over hyping fromt he trailers to that sodding producer who just couldn't keep his mouth shut...  >:(

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Re: False Advertising Should Apply To Movie Trailers
« Reply #10 on: Monday, January 22, 2007, 08:32:41 PM »
If I was a director I'd hire a big name actor and shoot a trailer for a movie that doesn't exist. Then when people go to the theater to watch the film, first 5 minutes that big name star gets killed off and the actual movie starts.
What, you mean like Executive Decision?

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Re: False Advertising Should Apply To Movie Trailers
« Reply #11 on: Tuesday, January 23, 2007, 01:21:41 AM »
Well I don't really care if a movie's trailer shows it to be more awesome than it is. It upsets me, but it is like they are bending the rules without breaking them.

What does upset me is when the trailer shows the movie to be of a totally different genre than it is. This happens with dramas that are shown to be hilarious comedies or something.