hahaha great story....
In university first year, I was friends with this girl who was really into me. Long story short, she wouldn't take a hint. We hung out a lot as we were friends, but I guess she wanted a lot more. But all of our mutual friends would tell me what the situation was, and I was too naive. Well I wanted to tell her no, but didn't know how. Oh and I was 18 and she was 24.
Out of the blue she would hug me and touch me, but I wouldn't respond in kind. I wasn't into her, though she was a good friend. In hindsight I probably should have told her off, but I didn't know how.
She then started going into psycho mode. For the sake of the story I am going to just call her J. I think Xessive knows who she is.
So she would call me at weird times of the day. I was 18 and was dating a friend's sister who in high school and was 17. So J would call randomly just to chat, sometimes maybe three times a day.
Once she called and the girl I was dating picked up. J asked to talk to me, after which she asked me who it was. Long story short she just started shouting on he phone, and something about her being so young.
Later when we talked in person it was if nothing had happened. I thought maybe she had taken the hint, but no. We were all at a pub when she started using her foot to 'touch' me under the table. I got up suddenly, and it was like a scene from a movie.
In our culture we are taught to be really really polite to women. To this day I can't tell someone off for being a bitch, though then again I've had lots of shouting matches with my sister. That's a different story though.
Then one evening at about 2:00 A.M. I got a call from her. I was really really tired and had an exam, but again I was too polite to tell her so, because she didn't even ask and just started talking about her day. So I was really sleepy and I kept listening and listening as I was lying on my pillow and then I fell asleep.... yes.... asleep while she was talking...
Me: .....
J: Bla Bla Bla...
Me: .....
J: Bla Bla Bla...
Me: .....
J: So what do you think?
Me: .....
J: Hello?
Me: .....
J: HELLO?
Me: Oh Hi!
J: WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU! I CALLED YOU TO CHAT AND YOU FELL ASLEEP! HOW DARE YOU!
Me: Well it is two in the morning.
J: GRAAARWAWWWWR
Then she hung up.
Then twenty minutes later she called back to apologize and then hung up again.
Then a few days later the guys wanted to go the strip club and for some reason she came with us.
Later that night I got another phone call.
J: Hey so what did you think?
Me: It was OK.
J: Yea, those women don't know how to dance.
Me: I guess.
J: Yea that's not how you seduce a guy. You have to dance much slower and I have taken classes where I can get any guy aroused without touching them.
Me: Okaaaaay.
J: Did you know that men can have multiple orgasms as well?
Me: What?
J: Yea. Well my last boyfriend who I broke up with, his new girlfriend met me and thanked me.
Me: Why?
J: Because I taught him so much, and now he pleases her.
Me: OK...
J: Yea I used to give him multiple orgasms. It is a technique where I used my hips.
Me: Good for you!
J: GOOD FOR YOU? IS THAT ALL YOU CAN SAY?
Me: ....
J: Why don't you come over?
Me: NO! DAMNIT STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM ME!
I think she started crying or something. Anyway I stopped speaking to her and stuff for a week or so and then left for back home on vacation.
When I came back she jumped me as soon as she saw me at the university. I had to push her off, that barbarian of a woman.
J: When did you come back? Why didn't you call me?
Me: Look, because you make me uncomfortable. I don't want to be your boyfriend.
J: You are such an asshole!
After that she went after one of my best friends. She kept him so tightly wound around her finger, that he stopped hanging out with us or anyone else for that matter. It was nuts. I think he married her.
I still wonder what happened to him. He was one of our best friends and then disappeared just like that. We used to catch sight of them but they'd see us and just go in another direction.