Haha. I love the Onion, it's by far the best satirical website on the web. The people that write for it are brilliant. The fact that this article is true makes it even funnier- the man literally is running for president based off 9/11 perceptions. He didn't even do a great job, he just looked good doing it.
One of my favorite Onion articles is
Fuck Everything, We're Doing Five Blades. A year later I think they did come out with 5 blades.