Topic: Pensioner's penis not pixelated, but neither was his face.

[Pugnate]

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Pensioner sues over sex marathon

A retired Polish teacher is suing the organisers of a world record sex session after they forgot to pixelate his face.

Leszek Szwerowski, 61, was spotted standing in line to take part in the contest organised as part of the World Sex Championships in 2003.

The contest involved three young women having sex with as many men as they could over the course of several hours.

But Szwerowski, from Warsaw, said the company behind the event, Pink-Press, reneged on promises to keep his identity secret and hide his face on film.

He said he was left embarrassed when his young nephew saw him on a later DVD of the event and told the rest of his family.

He said: "I was told that the faces of the participants would be blurred on the computer on which the film was saved. But this was not the case."

Szwerowski is demanding £2,500 in damages.

[Quemaqua]

Gee, poor sick bastard.  Correction, sick *old* bastard.  Well, maybe not that old, but old enough that I really don't want to think about him having sex with young women.  Pretty funny that his nephew found it, though.  What are the chances?

[idolminds]

I wonder how his nephew broke the news to everyone. They're sitting there eating dinner, "Hey guys, I was just watching this video of 3 chicks having as much sex as possible and you'll never guess who one of the guys was!"

[Ghandi]

He probably said that he "accidentally" stumbled across a website or something. I was more interested in how the family believed him. Why wouldn't he just deny it? Is everyone going to watch the tape?

And I definitely don't feel bad for the guy. How could you? He was in a contest to see who could get an STD the fastest.

[Pugnate]

I wonder how his nephew broke the news to everyone. They're sitting there eating dinner, "Hey guys, I was just watching this video of 3 chicks having as much sex as possible and you'll never guess who one of the guys was!"

hahaa

[idolminds]

He probably said that he "accidentally" stumbled across a website or something. I was more interested in how the family believed him. Why wouldn't he just deny it? Is everyone going to watch the tape?

Kid: "Uncle Joe!"
Family: "WTF NO WAI!"
Kid: "Totally."
Family: "Lemme see."
*family gathers around the TV to watch*
Family: "Woah, you're right. You can turn it off now."
Grandma: "Lets watch the rest to....see if anyone else we know is in it...."

[Quemaqua]

Whatever happened to that barf emoticon from AOG?

[Pugnate]

Kid: "Uncle Joe!"
Family: "WTF NO WAI!"
Kid: "Totally."
Family: "Lemme see."
*family gathers around the TV to watch*
Family: "Woah, you're right. You can turn it off now."
Grandma: "Lets watch the rest to....see if anyone else we know is in it...."

Grandma: Where's the popcorn?

[PyroMenace]

That's pretty hilarious. Though could you imagine how nasty her snatch must be being one of the last guys to hit it. *puke*

[Pugnate]

For a minute I thought you were referring to the grandma... 

[Antares]

That poor nephew must be treaumatized.  Could you imagine sitting there beating off to a porno when suddenly one of your family members turns up?    Yikes.

[Quemaqua]

  indeed.

[Pugnate]

That poor nephew must be treaumatized.  Could you imagine sitting there beating off to a porno when suddenly one of your family members turns up?    Yikes.

If you feel the need to wax your carrot, why would watching 500 engineers taking turns to drill one hole turn you on. Then again his uncle was in the damn thing, so I guess that sort of thing runs in the family.