Friday was awesome. I got started a little late, and my friends from home came up to Boston. These kids are straight rednecks, so drinking with them is awesome. We got started a little late (10-ish), so to make up for lost time we passed the funnel around, behind it a handle of Jager. Basically, we just drank until we puked and then went out to some party to drink some more. Killed the entire handle of Jager between the four of us, and finished the 30 of Bud Light -- mostly through the funnel. There was a keg and some jungle juice at the party and some gross Indian girl was all over me. I said a few hurtful things and in a matter of 2 minutes she was out of my hair. Met some German girl who was an exchange student or something and she had the hottest fucking accent. I made it my mission to sleep with her but I guess I didn't have my game last night. We made out pretty heavy for a bit, but that's all.
This kid was roid raging or something at one point, trying to fight everybody. This kid is the real deal too, so I wasn't prepared to fuck with him. Other, less fortunate kids, didn't know him and started some shit which grew into nearly everybody at the party telling this riod head he had to leave. He's got a DVD of himself fighting in a bunch of amateur fighting leagues in the same vein as UFC, and I've seen the kid in street fights before, so once it escalated to him saying "I'm about to kill everybody in this room," I decided it was time to leave. My hick friends wanted to fight him, and between the four of us we'd definitely have him, but I just wansn't looking forward to a broken rib or a black eye. I found out later that we got out of there seconds before he grabbed some girl's ass, and then dropped her boyfriend when he asked about it. Once everybody in the party saw this, all the guys who were still there jumped on him and beat the shit out of him. I guess he wouldn't have "killed everybody in the room."
Went back to my place at like 6 in the morning and cooked a huge fucking breakfast. Eggs, sausage, toast, bagels, corned beef hash, and fucking home fries. I don't usually smoke weed, but I partook last night and we smoked a shitload. That food tasted better than anything in my entire life. I haven't drank that much in a long time, and I had a blast so I figured I'd share.
