Topic: Sex + Hedgehog = Disaster.

[Pugnate]

Linky

Man needed surgery after sex with hedgehog

A Serbian man needed emergency surgery after he had sex with a hedgehog on a witchdoctor's advice.

Zoran Nikolovic, 35, from Belgrade, says the witchdoctor told him it would cure his premature ejaculation.

But he ended up in an operating theatre after the hedgehog's needles left his penis severely lacerated.

A hospital spokesman said: "The animal was apparently unhurt and the patient came off much worse from the encounter. We have managed to repair the damage to his penis."

[Ghandi]

Well, it worked. This guy isn't going to come at all anymore, much less early. God, what an idiot.

[gpw11]

Ok, how the hell is the animal unhurt?  Aren't hedgehogs pretty small?


And I just keep on having this mental image of it being a young sonic, and that's why he runs so fast and hate's the only human in the series.

[Quemaqua]

At least he just did it on the advice of a witchdoctor and wasn't just out humping hedgehogs for fun.

[sirean_syan]

I believe an YTMND classic is appropriate for this story.

[gpw11]

At least he just did it on the advice of a witchdoctor and wasn't just out humping hedgehogs for fun.

Are you sure about that?  I've never heard of a Serbian witchdoctor.

[Xessive]

Man, that's fucked up. Even an idiot would have had a hard time believing that humping any animal (let alone a hedgehog) has anything to do with remedying any problem!

[Quemaqua]

If you're listening to a witchdoctor then chances are your intelligence level isn't too far up there in the first place.

And the fuck do I know about Serbia?  They could have killer rodents the size of canteloupes for all I know.

[Pugnate]

Like GPW I was thinking Sonic when I read this heh.