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Man cuts off genitals in drunken rageA Polish man cut off his own genitals in a drunken fit of rage after his wife left him.Tadeus Konopizc, 40, from Zakopane, slashed off his penis and testicles with a six inch kitchen knife after downing more than a bottle of vodka.He managed to call doctors to tell them what he had done and they sent a special helicopter rescue team to fly him to the northern town of Bialystok where surgeons specialise in sewing back severed organs.But heavy fog on the way delayed the helicopter and by the time they reached the hospital doctors said it was too late to reattach the man's private parts.He is now expected to undergo months of surgery as doctors attempt to re-build his penis using skin from elsewhere on his body.
I came into this thread hoping that you didn't cut off your penis, Pug. For your own sake, I mean. It's valuable.