Author Topic: I ate half a bottle of jalapeños on an empty stomach while watching a DVD. (Read 10171 times)

Pugnate · « **on:** Wednesday, April 25, 2007, 12:55:41 AM »

Cause they are so tasty, and now stomach is killing me.

I notice that I am the only one on these forums who is crazy to his tummy. Why do I do this?

AHHHHH... This is worse than KFC.

PyroMenace · « **Reply #1 on:** Wednesday, April 25, 2007, 01:42:59 AM »

Looks like you could use some popsicles. You need to come down to the cellar, I got a freezer full of popsicles, mmmmmm....

WindAndConfusion · « **Reply #2 on:** Wednesday, April 25, 2007, 01:47:14 AM »

Quote from: Pugnate on Wednesday, April 25, 2007, 12:55:41 AM

Cause they are so tasty, and now stomach is killing me.

Quick, dilute them with alcohol!

Pugnate · « **Reply #3 on:** Wednesday, April 25, 2007, 03:00:04 AM »

Quote from: PyroMenace on Wednesday, April 25, 2007, 01:42:59 AM

Looks like you could use some popsicles. You need to come down to the cellar, I got a freezer full of popsicles, mmmmmm....

For some reason that reminded me of this:

shock · « **Reply #4 on:** Wednesday, April 25, 2007, 05:04:34 AM »

Hahaha. Maybe 'cause that is a direct quote from Herbert on Family Guy.

scottws · « **Reply #5 on:** Wednesday, April 25, 2007, 05:14:49 AM »

I'm crazy to my stomach too. I love spicy stuff. I don't know if I'd eat that many jalapeños by themselves though.

There is a local pizza chain around here that brings out this pizza called the "Spicy Hot Topper" every once in awhile. It's got some sort of really, really spicy chili and jalapeños. I mean this shit is hot! And I always look forward to it when it comes out. I once had a small pizza for lunch, then another small one for dinner the same day, and then another one for lunch the next morning.

My ass hurt so bad when that stuff finally started to pass through. It was bad.

Quemaqua · « **Reply #6 on:** Wednesday, April 25, 2007, 06:47:14 AM »

haha, I love spicy stuff. But not that killer, let's see how much of a man you are kind of spicy. But yeah, I'll eat peppers straight from a jar and whatnot. Just gotta' remember to have something else with it so you don't burn a hole in your stomach.

scottws · « **Reply #7 on:** Wednesday, April 25, 2007, 06:59:24 AM »

Ever have BW3's Blazin' wings? Ridiculous. I almost drank a full gallon of milk just eating 6 of those. Way too hot.

Xessive · « **Reply #8 on:** Wednesday, April 25, 2007, 07:43:18 AM »

Pickles? Wings?

Now I'm hungry.

Pugnate · « **Reply #9 on:** Wednesday, April 25, 2007, 08:10:21 AM »

Well I am from a culture where out food is so spicy, that it makes Mexican spicy food look like icecream.

Once my white friends discovered this they would start taking me to these places that had suicide chicken wing contests. Basically the contest was that if you could finish a plate of suicide wings you and your friends would eat for free.

So the plate came in and I was really arrogant. Up till that moment I had never eaten anything in Canada that had remotely challenged me.

Unfortunately those wings were really really hot.

However I had talked a big game and couldn't quit. I don't know how I finished those, but put on a brave face. They were really tasty though.

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There is a local pizza chain around here that brings out this pizza called the "Spicy Hot Topper" every once in awhile. It's got some sort of really, really spicy chili and jalapeños. I mean this shit is hot! And I always look forward to it when it comes out. I once had a small pizza for lunch, then another small one for dinner the same day, and then another one for lunch the next morning.

Damn that sounds amazing.

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My ass hurt so bad when that stuff finally started to pass through. It was bad.

hahahah... that's the issue I had earlier.

Ghandi · « **Reply #10 on:** Wednesday, April 25, 2007, 08:20:49 AM »

Quote from: scottws on Wednesday, April 25, 2007, 06:59:24 AM

Ever have BW3's Blazin' wings? Ridiculous. I almost drank a full gallon of milk just eating 6 of those. Way too hot.

Yeah, I think they use habanero pepper sauce on those. Very spicy stuff. I actually prefer them, though. The "hot" and "smokin" just don't do it for me.

TheOtherBelmont · « **Reply #11 on:** Wednesday, April 25, 2007, 12:57:21 PM »

I love spicy stuff and can't get enough of it. There's this Mexican place nearby here that uses a red habenero sauce for their spicy enchiladas and its the best thing ever. I actually do not eat peppers raw all that often because I don't like the texture, I'll eat them when they are diced up and cooked into something though. Also that pizza sounds awesome Scott.

scottws · « **Reply #12 on:** Wednesday, April 25, 2007, 01:07:37 PM »

I should point out the chili is "Cincinnati chili." It's not what any of you are probably thinking.

Pugnate · « **Reply #13 on:** Wednesday, April 25, 2007, 02:11:52 PM »

Umm.. difference?

scottws · « **Reply #14 on:** Wednesday, April 25, 2007, 02:13:52 PM »

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Cincinnati chili sauce contains finely ground beef, seasoned with a mixture of spices. Vegetarians have the option of substituting beans and rice for meat. Despite the secrecy of the recipes, the sauces of rivals Skyline and Gold Star taste very similar. Some aficionados report a distinct hint of cinnamon and chocolate, though the precise identity of other spices is hard to determine. The flavor of Cincinnati chili is distinct from that of the more widely recognized Texas-style chili, and differs from that variety too in its thinness, which makes it more suitable as a sauce for other dishes than as a dish by itself. This distinctiveness makes the chili a greatly missed delicacy among many former Cincinnati-area residents.

Source: Wikipedia

But the pizza I'm talking about is from a place called LaRosa's. The chili on the Spicy Hot Topper is less "saucy" and more "meaty" than either Skyline or Gold Star, and way the hell more spicy.

Pugnate · « **Reply #15 on:** Wednesday, April 25, 2007, 02:27:29 PM »

Damn that makes my mouth water.

Ghandi · « **Reply #16 on:** Wednesday, April 25, 2007, 11:16:36 PM »

I went to a chili festival last year. There were like 200 different kinds of chili. I'm pretty sure they had some of that kind at the event. For anyone that wants to attend a chili festival in the future: chili gets old after 100 different servings. It's very filling.

idolminds · « **Reply #17 on:** Thursday, April 26, 2007, 12:25:59 AM »

So what DVD was it?

NatchDan · « **Reply #18 on:** Thursday, April 26, 2007, 06:41:29 AM »

Quote from: Pugnate on Wednesday, April 25, 2007, 12:55:41 AM

I notice that I am the only one on these forums who is crazy to his tummy.

I have a reputation for culinary experimentation, mostly in the field of sammiches, that does not always go well.

Quemaqua · « **Reply #19 on:** Thursday, April 26, 2007, 06:49:47 AM »

I eat ranch with virtually anything just to see if it tastes good.

In fact, I ate an orange covered in ranch during the OWmeet and Keebs still owes me a comic book for it!

NatchDan · « **Reply #20 on:** Thursday, April 26, 2007, 06:58:57 AM »

Chocolate + Laughing Cow Cheese spread = tasty.

scottws · « **Reply #21 on:** Thursday, April 26, 2007, 07:37:04 AM »

Quote from: Quemaqua on Thursday, April 26, 2007, 06:49:47 AM

I eat ranch with virtually anything just to see if it tastes good.

In fact, I ate an orange covered in ranch during the OWmeet and Keebs still owes me a comic book for it!

That reminds me of when I found Jennie's son dipping apples into ketchup. Or when I came home and one of my old roommates was eating cut up tomatoes and dipping them in barbecue sauce.

The latter story was pretty funny because I was like, "Dude, what the hell are you eating?!" to which he replied with kind of a surprised look, "Tomatos and barbecue sauce. What, you've never heard of it?" I was like, "No. Of course I haven't! That's weird!"

Apparently it was some sort of thing they did in his family. He had a lot of weird family things. Like he called Febreeze "Freebreeze" and a Swiffer a "Swifter" just like his mom. There were some other things like that but I can't think of them right now.

angrykeebler · « **Reply #22 on:** Thursday, April 26, 2007, 07:43:45 AM »

Quote from: Quemaqua on Thursday, April 26, 2007, 06:49:47 AM

I eat ranch with virtually anything just to see if it tastes good.

In fact, I ate an orange covered in ranch during the OWmeet and Keebs still owes me a comic book for it!

omg!! i totally forgot!!

PICK A COMIC FROM THE INTERWEBS I WILL BUY IT FOR YOU

(p.s i am serious)

Pugnate · « **Reply #23 on:** Thursday, April 26, 2007, 10:13:06 AM »

What is ranch?

idolminds · « **Reply #24 on:** Thursday, April 26, 2007, 10:16:54 AM »

Ranch dressing

angrykeebler · « **Reply #25 on:** Thursday, April 26, 2007, 10:22:43 AM »

i am craving me some cool ranch doritos

TheOtherBelmont · « **Reply #26 on:** Thursday, April 26, 2007, 12:26:23 PM »

Ranch is nasty, one of my cousins and my little sister dip everything in that shit. Dipping pizza in it is a travesty.

angrykeebler · « **Reply #27 on:** Thursday, April 26, 2007, 01:12:14 PM »

Quote from: TheOtherBelmont on Thursday, April 26, 2007, 12:26:23 PM

Ranch is nasty, one of my cousins and my little sister dip everything in that shit. Dipping pizza in it is a travesty.

How dare you.

Quemaqua · « **Reply #28 on:** Thursday, April 26, 2007, 08:34:55 PM »

You're fucking crazy. Pizza and ranch is awesome. Ranch is awesome on like everything. Except, apparently, oranges.

And dude it's okay, you don't have to buy me a comic. You were like uber generous enough already.

angrykeebler · « **Reply #29 on:** Thursday, April 26, 2007, 08:38:22 PM »

DO IT

Quemaqua · « **Reply #30 on:** Thursday, April 26, 2007, 09:29:29 PM »

NEVAR!

Unless I can buy you lunch next OWmeet.

angrykeebler · « **Reply #31 on:** Thursday, April 26, 2007, 09:38:34 PM »

Quote from: Quemaqua on Thursday, April 26, 2007, 09:29:29 PM

NEVAR!

Unless I can buy you lunch next OWmeet.

No! It was a bet! In the words of the great Brock Samson "You never welch on a bet, Dean. Be a man... drink it! "

btw PM me your address please.

Quemaqua · « **Reply #32 on:** Thursday, April 26, 2007, 09:41:39 PM »

I'll defy anybody but Brock.

... but I'm still buying you lunch! We can plot the overthrow of Pugnate and MyD together.

angrykeebler · « **Reply #33 on:** Thursday, April 26, 2007, 09:51:23 PM »

Quote from: Quemaqua on Thursday, April 26, 2007, 09:41:39 PM

I'll defy anybody but Brock.

... but I'm still buying you lunch! We can plot the overthrow of Pugnate and MyD together.

Excellent. Don't forget that deserter Hoob.

Quemaqua · « **Reply #34 on:** Thursday, April 26, 2007, 10:00:29 PM »

Where the hell *is* Hoob? Seriously, it's been weeks since he's been here.

angrykeebler · « **Reply #35 on:** Thursday, April 26, 2007, 10:01:31 PM »

Quote from: Quemaqua on Thursday, April 26, 2007, 10:00:29 PM

Where the hell *is* Hoob? Seriously, it's been weeks since he's been here.

umm he is probably still all busy with schooling and his job. i don't know. i should give him a call or something.

NatchDan · « **Reply #36 on:** Friday, April 27, 2007, 04:12:37 AM »

BEHOLD MY MASTERPIECE IN SAMMICHES

All of my friends know the ingredients, but get me to make it anyway.

Because I am the master.

Quemaqua · « **Reply #37 on:** Friday, April 27, 2007, 06:24:01 AM »

Looks good to me! What's on it?

But yeah, I think I could give your sandwich master title a run for its money. I consider the sandwich to me one of the holiest of foods, and I've spent years honing my craft at a sandwich temple in the cold reaches of Tibet.

NatchDan · « **Reply #38 on:** Friday, April 27, 2007, 07:44:00 AM »

I challenge you to a sammich-off.

Bottom to top: Bread, butter, {turkey, chicken, salami, edam, havarti, garlic mayo}, repeat {}, sausage roll (with hole cut in top), pickled onion (in hole), grated cheddar, butter, bread. Can be grilled if it'll fit in your grill.

angrykeebler · « **Reply #39 on:** Friday, April 27, 2007, 08:54:52 AM »

Good God but that looks delicious.

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Author Topic: I ate half a bottle of jalapeños on an empty stomach while watching a DVD. (Read 10171 times)