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Offline Pugnate

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That doesn't even look real.
« on: Wednesday, April 25, 2007, 12:18:07 PM »
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Toy leopard sparks panic

A toy black leopard left lying in a footpath sparked panic in a Chinese city.

A toy leopard left lying in a footpath sparked panic in Xiamen city, China /Lu Feng



The 3ft stuffed toy scared pedestrians and caused a traffic jam in Xiamen city.

A witness told Xiamen Daily: "Dogs were scared and passers-by were running for their lives. Some of them ran into traffic, causing a back-up."

Eventually, police officers arrived with an armed anaesthetist from the local Haicang Zoo.

"After observing for a while, we saw the leopard was stationary, so one of the officers gingerly went ahead and touched it. Then we realised it's a toy," said a police spokesman.

Why do all these weird news items come out of China?

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Re: That doesn't even look real.
« Reply #1 on: Wednesday, April 25, 2007, 12:26:45 PM »
Apparently the chinese have horrible eyesight.

Offline Antares

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Re: That doesn't even look real.
« Reply #2 on: Wednesday, April 25, 2007, 07:41:37 PM »
Seriously WTF?  how stupid can you be?

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Re: That doesn't even look real.
« Reply #3 on: Wednesday, April 25, 2007, 09:37:51 PM »
Yeah, and I guarantee you no dogs were scared of it.  That's a load of crap to make them feel better for being scared of a toy.

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Re: That doesn't even look real.
« Reply #4 on: Wednesday, April 25, 2007, 10:01:40 PM »
No way, man. I'm sure the dogs were walking along happily and all of a sudden went "Holy shit, theres a real leopard over there that smells like polyfill!"

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Re: That doesn't even look real.
« Reply #5 on: Thursday, April 26, 2007, 12:46:02 AM »
That's cause they're too used to running scared from Godzilla, so now they are gullible to any monstrosity or look alike there of.

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Re: That doesn't even look real.
« Reply #6 on: Thursday, April 26, 2007, 12:51:06 AM »
You know, if your country ever goes to war with China you know what to do. Bombard them with toy black panthers insulting their mothers in the worst way.