Topic: The Duke Nukem Forever List

[angrykeebler]

http://duke.a-13.net/

Pretty much a list of things that have happened since DNF was announced.

I especially liked

The Voyager 1 spacecraft has travelled 8.8 billion miles from Earth.

Approximately 509,373,306 people have died and 661,373,082 have been born.

The U.S.S. Ronald Reagan (the largest nuclear-powered aircraft carrier in the world) was in contract, built, launched, comissioned, and began active duty.

[idolminds]

This one is my favorite:

The two Mars rovers, Spirit and Opportunity were proposed, authorized, announced, designed, launched and successfully landed upon Mars where they have been exploring the surface for over 2.5 years.

[Pugnate]

Oh man that is a whole page of stuff for D to go through and use as material for new jokes. Exciting.

[idolminds]

Oh God hes right. Keebs, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?

[Quemaqua]

Someone just ban him already.  Unending bad jokes are a TOS violation, aren't they?

[Pugnate]

No we must all make them so we feel what it is like to be in his shoes!

Why did D cross the road? Because there was a DNF joke on the other side! (See it has begun)

[Quemaqua]

Oh gods... kill me now...

[TheOtherBelmont]

My head started hurting when I read the end of this thread, god dammit Pug.

[Pugnate]

hehe

[Quemaqua]

Someone ban Pug too.  Can we ban moderators?

[scottws]

This one I think puts the title's development into perspective the best:

"The United States' entire program to put a man on the moon, from Kennedy's challenge to the landing."

Some of the "announced, designed, built, delivered, and active" ones do a good job too.