Author Topic: Online Dating (Read 34780 times)

Raisa · « **Reply #160 on:** Friday, February 08, 2008, 06:39:37 PM »

hahahhaha.. this should prove interesting.

Ghandi · « **Reply #161 on:** Friday, February 08, 2008, 07:57:21 PM »

Quote from: gpw11 on Friday, February 08, 2008, 06:13:48 PM

I don't know if this will work out, but I really hope so

Haha...

Quemaqua · « **Reply #162 on:** Friday, February 08, 2008, 08:46:49 PM »

Hahaha, that's pure fucking gold, man.

Cobra951 · « **Reply #163 on:** Saturday, February 09, 2008, 08:46:21 AM »

OMG, I'm crying.

It would surprise me if you did not get some interest. I have every confidence in the worst traits of human nature.

Pugnate · « **Reply #164 on:** Saturday, February 09, 2008, 09:05:08 AM »

The second pic is hilarious. You have this to an art form. I just hope nothing bad comes out of this.

PyroMenace · « **Reply #165 on:** Saturday, February 09, 2008, 02:07:07 PM »

You know I was halfway inclined to make a female persona profile on there and start fucking with you, but I thought the better of myself because i might have been wooed by your irresistible charm.

gpw11 · « **Reply #166 on:** Saturday, February 09, 2008, 05:26:29 PM »

I figured there was a high chance that someone would try to do that.

Anyways, we have a bite. I'll see what I can do with it.

gpw11 · « **Reply #167 on:** Sunday, February 10, 2008, 03:37:33 AM »

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You're Hilarious...

Reply:

Thanks, I appreciate that. I'd love to say it was natural but in reality my humor is strictly the product of lessons taught to me by my first cell-mate. Chuckles was hilarious, and actually a pretty good guy - I just can't believe he did those horrible things to all those people.

So, how are you and your valuable possessions doing?

gpw11 · « **Reply #168 on:** Wednesday, February 20, 2008, 12:13:22 AM »

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Why in the world would you have your mug shot on your profile?

-Just curious

Reply:

"Well, first of all I'm not very photogenic so I have to take any good picture I can get. Secondly, I decided that I was going to post three pictures in order to present an accurate representation of myself. I was set on this as I couldn't think of anything worse than misleading someone (unless I would profit financially from doing so). The trouble is that out of all the pictures I have of myself only two aren't mugshots.

Dangerous....or enticing? "

idolminds · « **Reply #169 on:** Wednesday, February 20, 2008, 12:24:44 AM »

The fact that she cant tell its a photoshop says everything....

Though it totally looks like the weird "3D photo" thing they do on Americas Most Wanted.

gpw11 · « **Reply #170 on:** Saturday, April 05, 2008, 06:30:37 PM »

So, there was some funny moments with the criminal profile, but I was a bit too busy to dedicate the time neccesary to actually fuck with people. And then I found it; the dating site's forum. Insecurity? Check. Guys pretending to be sensitive to women's needs in hopes of getting e-pussy? Check. New targets? Check. I'm moving in and just posted this: http://forums.plentyoffish.com/datingPosts9683176.aspx

I really hope it gives me something to work with.

gpw11 · « **Reply #171 on:** Saturday, April 05, 2008, 06:51:56 PM »

Fuck, this isn't going to be funny at all....unless I spend some time convincing them I'm serious. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

Ghandi · « **Reply #172 on:** Saturday, April 05, 2008, 10:49:20 PM »

I really wish that I had an account so that I could help you out. But I don't, and I'm not about to create one because I'm lazy.

gpw11 · « **Reply #173 on:** Friday, January 09, 2009, 11:09:21 PM »

Well, being as I'm back in school I thought I'd bring this back. Name has been changed.

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G says:
Oh. So, I'm not going to lie here...this is kind of a letdown. I was expecting some reggae wisdom

ScaryBitch says:
where are you from

ScaryBitch says:
reggae wisdom is not the only wisdom

G says:
Toronto

G says:
Ontario

ScaryBitch says:
and now you live???

G says:
West Vancouver

ScaryBitch says:
see...now I'm gettin' info

ScaryBitch says:
and you do???

ScaryBitch says:
it takes you a long time to type

G says:
I"m a venture capitalist specializing in biotech. Specifically nanotechnology for medical applications

ScaryBitch says:

ScaryBitch says:
nanotechnology is not a real word

G says:
Yeah, sorry. I was doing a bank transfer. There were a lot of zeros to type out

ScaryBitch says:
haha got you...how many 0's

ScaryBitch says:
where are you tonight...and how do I get there?

G says:
Like 7. I just decided to donate some money to some flood refugees in Africa

ScaryBitch says:
ohhhhhhhh, how swet

ScaryBitch says:
sweet

G says:
Yeah, they looked pretty sad so I figured I'd just save a little this month and help them out

ScaryBitch says:
hook, line and sinker

G says:
I first fell in love with africa as a young graduate from medical school working for Doctor's Without Borders.

ScaryBitch says:
when did Africa flood again?

ScaryBitch says:
...

G says:
Interesting misconception. Outside of the Serengeti, africa isn't quite as deviod of water as you'd think.

ScaryBitch says:
so, when did it last flood

G says:
Desertification is spreading, but most costal areas are still prone to seasonal flooding

G says:
Well, this is concerning the Ivory Coast, and it's currently flooded in areas off the Ganstina River

ScaryBitch says:
what the fuck r u talking about its January ba \by

G says:
Different hemisphere

ScaryBitch says:
Le Cote d'Ivoire

G says:
look, which of us went to med school and then went on to be a venture capitalist?

ScaryBitch says:
whens the last time you were there?

ScaryBitch says:
i would love to go

G says:
2003

ScaryBitch says:
...but Canada keeps saying, "don't leave the country"\

G says:
And why does Canada keep saying that?

ScaryBitch says:
murder charges...

ScaryBitch says:
not against me

ScaryBitch says:
against the ex

ScaryBitch says:
they want me as a witness

G says:
Well, that's no good

ScaryBitch says:
...it was my son

ScaryBitch says:
...that was killed

G says:
um, this got awkward

ScaryBitch says:
wait...lets go back fifteen mintues

ScaryBitch says:
whats your plans for tonight

G says:
Locking my door?

idolminds · « **Reply #174 on:** Friday, January 09, 2009, 11:46:16 PM »

Sounds like you'll make a lovely couple.

Until the murderous ex boyfriend escapes from prison and kills you both.

gpw11 · « **Reply #175 on:** Friday, January 09, 2009, 11:53:51 PM »

My favorite part is when she thinks she busts me for lying because nanotechnology isn't a real word.

gpw11 · « **Reply #176 on:** Friday, January 09, 2009, 11:54:04 PM »

Oh, and the murder part.

idolminds · « **Reply #177 on:** Saturday, January 10, 2009, 12:11:27 AM »

Yeah, I actually laughed at the nanotechnology line.

beo · « **Reply #178 on:** Saturday, January 10, 2009, 01:47:14 AM »

i think she's fucking with you as much as you're fucking with her there...

PyroMenace · « **Reply #179 on:** Saturday, January 10, 2009, 01:54:08 AM »

Quote from: beo on Saturday, January 10, 2009, 01:47:14 AM

i think she's fucking with you as much as you're fucking with her there...

Haha yea thats what I was thinking, I wasnt sure who was punking who.

Pugnate · « **Reply #180 on:** Saturday, January 10, 2009, 05:56:07 AM »

Quote from: beo on Saturday, January 10, 2009, 01:47:14 AM

i think she's fucking with you as much as you're fucking with her there...

scottws · « **Reply #181 on:** Saturday, January 10, 2009, 08:07:35 AM »

Pretty good stuff. Yeah obviously she's messing with you at the end there but the nanotechnology bit was great. You mention that you're doing a bank transfer and she thinks she busts you about working in nanotechnology. I didn't follow her line of thinking there. Maybe she thought you were a banker or something? I don't know but it was hilarious.

Quemaqua · « **Reply #182 on:** Saturday, January 10, 2009, 09:18:55 AM »

Classic stuff. You really need to put these in a book.

gpw11 · « **Reply #183 on:** Saturday, January 10, 2009, 03:40:35 PM »

Quote from: beo on Saturday, January 10, 2009, 01:47:14 AM

i think she's fucking with you as much as you're fucking with her there...

That's the main reason I found it so funny. It's like there's someone out there doing the exact same thing. I think we should get married. Unless she's serious.

MysterD · « **Reply #184 on:** Saturday, January 10, 2009, 05:45:42 PM »

Quote from: Quemaqua on Saturday, January 10, 2009, 09:18:55 AM

Classic stuff. You really need to put these in a book.

And autograph the book for Que!

Ghandi · « **Reply #185 on:** Saturday, January 10, 2009, 06:04:31 PM »

/slaps D

Good stuff, as always. She kind of played you there at the end, though.

gpw11 · « **Reply #186 on:** Saturday, January 10, 2009, 07:31:08 PM »

I really really hope so.

Ghandi · « **Reply #187 on:** Saturday, January 10, 2009, 08:11:20 PM »

Considering how much bullshit you pull, you are surprisingly gullible. Being attacked by that flock of wild geese at a young age really damaged your psyche, it seems.

gpw11 · « **Reply #188 on:** Sunday, January 11, 2009, 03:10:45 AM »

Wait...I don't remember that. Well, if you say so I must have mentioned it drunk or something and repressed the memory after.

ren · « **Reply #189 on:** Sunday, January 11, 2009, 09:24:43 AM »

Quote from: Ghandi on Saturday, January 10, 2009, 08:11:20 PM

Considering how much bullshit you pull, you are surprisingly gullible. Being attacked by that flock of wild geese at a young age really damaged your psyche, it seems.

It is because he has a heart of gold.

MysterD · « **Reply #190 on:** Sunday, January 11, 2009, 12:15:36 PM »

Quote from: Ghandi on Saturday, January 10, 2009, 06:04:31 PM

/slaps D

Ow.

Ghandi · « **Reply #191 on:** Sunday, January 11, 2009, 02:58:32 PM »

Quote from: gpw11 on Sunday, January 11, 2009, 03:10:45 AM

Wait...I don't remember that. Well, if you say so I must have mentioned it drunk or something and repressed the memory after.

It's the reason that you break down crying whenever you see poultry.

gpw11 · « **Reply #192 on:** Sunday, January 11, 2009, 03:07:22 PM »

It all makes sense now!

gpw11 · « **Reply #193 on:** Wednesday, April 07, 2010, 07:44:51 PM »

Soooo, you know what I haven't done in a while?

gpw11 · « **Reply #194 on:** Wednesday, April 07, 2010, 07:52:49 PM »

I need a good headline. This is way harder the third time.

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Income is the single biggest predictor of relationship failure and of relationships starting. Please select your income range.

That's kinda depressing....FOR BROKE ASSES.

idolminds · « **Reply #195 on:** Wednesday, April 07, 2010, 08:25:53 PM »

Headline: "The tests came back inconclusive!"

gpw11 · « **Reply #196 on:** Wednesday, April 07, 2010, 08:48:38 PM »

HAHAHHA. SOLD! Although I was already bored so I stopped. We'll see if I get back to it in the next few days.

News:

Author Topic: Online Dating (Read 34780 times)