So I've never told this story here, though all my friends have heard it. I think Xessive probably remembers this one. One of our mutual friends, Umer was in a remote area of Pakistan on tour or something. Anyway he was at a mosque which was near some orphanage or something where a bunch of poor Bangladeshi orphan kids lived. Now it was prayer time, so my friend was praying when he heard a sound...
CHOOOOO CHOOOOOO chik chik chik chik CHOOOOO CHOOOOOO!
It was the sound of children playing the train game. You know, where children link hands and follow each other pretending to be a train?
Well when he turned around, he saw about ten naked children following each other shouting CHOOOO CHOOO loudly. But when he lowered his eyes he discovered that they weren't holding hands, but had grabbed each other's penises to form the link...
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OK I don't know why I told this story, but it was really funny when I was 18 and had just started college.