Thanks to all of you guys, and also when I say "not much of a drinker", I mean I've never even been tipsy nor do I plan to be, though I do love white russians.
And hey, I'm emigrating.
So today I purchased with birthday money Destroy All Humans, SSX3 (which I had on the Cube a while ago) and Psychonauts, all for the PS2 and coming to a grand total of <£18.