Topic: Toilet paper use

[ScaryTooth]

So, do you use individual squares that are on the roll? as in just one sheet. Or do you do like I do, and wrap it around your hand a couple times using about 8 sheets at once? And I usually wipe until I'm clean.

[idolminds]

2-3 sheets at a time, and duh until you're clean.

[ScaryTooth]

Well hey, I was discussing this earlier with some coworkers. Some people just wipe a certain number of times, others wiped until they were clean.

[iPPi]

About 4-6 sheets, depending on their thickness, and until I'm clean.

[Antares]

2-3 sheets.  More as needed.  Who would possibly admit to not wiping until clean?

[Raisa]

Uhh.. always toilet paper and a wash!

did you know you should have about 15 layers to be able to ensure none of the germs get on your hands?  so if you're using a 3-ply, that's 5 layers.

[HxCeddie]

I just kind of roll it in a ball and wipe until clean, so I go through a lot of tp usually. But whatever, it works for me.

[beo]

i'm intrigued to how that conversation with your coworkers went. i can't ever imagine having that particular discussion. if someone ever asked me that question, my response would just be a long series of confused "why?"s until they went away.

[idolminds]

i'm intrigued to how that conversation with your coworkers went. i can't ever imagine having that particular discussion. if someone ever asked me that question, my response would just be a long series of confused "why?"s until they went away.

Didn't you just post a video of your friend taking a shit?

[beo]

Didn't you just post a video of your friend taking a shit?

yes, i find the disgusting and deplorable funny. a question as to how i cleanse my arsehole, i find strange. not disgusting, more just bafflement at as to how the question got from brain to mouth without it being vetted, and then again, how people talked about it without going - "wait, what the fuck are you asking me?".

i'm not meaning to insult, but why? seriously, did you want to know the answer to the question - and if so, why again? is your own technique inadequate? i just don't understand the thought process.

not a conversation i can ever imagine having with any degree of sincerity...

[ScaryTooth]

I posted it because I was bored, sitting here studying.

We got on the subject at work because some guy read in the paper that someone invited some automatic tp dispenser that dispenses 5 sheets per sitting for restaurants and such. Thats just 5 little single sheets, and we were talking about how lame that is.

[beo]

ah, given context that somehow seems far less weird.

but yeah - 5 sheets is not enough.

[scottws]

3-5 sheets per wipe.  Repeat until clean.

[Ghandi]

I just hop in the shower.

Also, this is the second thread on shitting that I've read today while eating my lunch. There's nothing like a good thread on wiping to spark my appetite.