Topic: Well, at least shes pretty

[idolminds]

ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT?

[iPPi]

ahahahaha.

[Ghandi]

That was probably the most hilarious thing that I have ever seen.

On another note, I hope that we can win in the Iraq.

[Quemaqua]

I... uh...

 ...

Seriously, somebody break out the pimp slap.  Quick.

[Ghandi]

Also, I forgot to add, she's not even hot. Plus the fact that she is dumb as a brick makes her even more unattractive.

[Quemaqua]

To be fair, I think stage fright played a pretty big role in that sad display.  I don't think you could be that stupid without mental problems, most of which would probably have significant effects on your appearance.

[idolminds]

Also, when trying to win a popularity contest she couldn't answer with the truth: "Some people are just fucking dumb."

In a round about way, though...that is what she answered. She just didn't use those particular words.

[Cools]

Haha, that was awesome!

We had questions in the pageant I organize as well this year. The girls were freaking out even though we told them which questions they might get. Very simple questions mind you...

There was this one gal was bugging me at one point about the question "what are your best and worst qualities"; she kept on saying how she couldn't answer the "worst" part because as a pageant contestant she believed it'd make her lose since she'd be pointing out something bad... Ironically, she was also the oldest contestant and was a psych major....

[Cobra951]

To be fair, I think stage fright played a pretty big role in that sad display.  I don't think you could be that stupid without mental problems, most of which would probably have significant effects on your appearance.

I was going to say something like your first sentence up there.  As for the second, HAHAHAHA!  That cracked me up but good.

[Raisa]

ahahhahah... stupid people shouldn't procreate.

south africa and iraq.. makes her sound heavy.. but. :p


pretty till when?

[Xessive]

hehe stupid people make life entertaining

[Cobra951]

ahahhahah... stupid people shouldn't procreate.

south africa and iraq.. makes her sound heavy.. but. :p


pretty till when?

With luck, long enough to marry a rich older guy and then divorce him.  That's if her mommy supplies the smarts, I suppose.

[WindAndConfusion]

ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT?

I couldn't watch it. It was just too painful.

Would someone please make a transcript?

[idolminds]

Stolen from another forum because like hell I'm going to transcribe...well, this:

I personnaly believe that US americans are unable to do so because some people in our nations don't have maps

I believe that our education in south africa and the iraq and everywhere such as and i believe that they should and our education over here in the US should help the US should help south africa and should help the iraq and the asian countries so we will be able to build up our future

Do not attempt to read that a second time in hopes of making sense from it, because its impossible.

[Ghandi]

My favorite part is how the guy pulls away before she is even done, and she vainly tries to squeeze in "for the children."

[scottws]

I did my own transcription:

I personally believe thaaat U.S. Americans are unable to do so because-a some-a... people out there in our nation don't have maps and-a I believe that our ad-education like such as in South Africa annnnd-a the Iraq... everywhere like such as and... I believe that they should-a... our education over here in the U.S. should help the U.S. or-or should help South Africa and should the help the Iraq and the Asian countries so we will be able to build up our future... for our children.

[WindAndConfusion]

... Does anyone else think she sounds like President Bush?

[Antares]

Oh, that was pure gold.  She was trying to regurgitate a bunch of phrases someone had taught her.

I also refuse to believe 20% of the people in this country can't locate the U.S. on a map.

[Ghandi]

Yeah, that statistic seems a little far fetched to me as well. I might be able to see something like 8-10%. Although, I never underestimate the stupidity of people.

... Does anyone else think she sounds like President Bush?

Insofar as both don't know what the fuck they are talking about, yes.

[Quemaqua]

Never, ever underestimate the stupidity of people.

And I don't know about Bush, but I think she sounded more like WindAndConfusion when he doesn't have access to quotes from Wikipedia.

 ... burn?

[Ghandi]

Actually it's more of a compliment. WindandConfusion doesn't look nearly that good in makeup. Seriously, there are pictures. On Wikipedia.

[Ghandi]

So apparently she is going to my college next year. I just heard this on the radio. Don't know if it's true but it really makes me feel better about my college...

[gpw11]

Fuck, all those shitty radio djs were going off about this all day.  It's awesome when someone fucks up in public and everyone loves it because they're all like "haha...I'm so much smarter".  Yeah, well maybe you're not. 

The entire point of the question revolves around a fifth of Americans not being able to locate themselves and the very fucking large country they reside in on a world map. That's more of a dumb-ass maneuver then panicking and not being able to answer a question coherently.  "Wow. Just wow, how does this girl  even survive?"  Admit it, you're fucking ugly and you'd give up the three IQ points that separates you from her in order to be good looking enough to get off the fucking radio and onto the TV.  And everyone is driving their car or sitting in the office listining to the radio thinking "How dumb can you be" instead of doing what they're supposed to be doing which is thinking "Wait...our kids are borderline retarded (and obese), aparently a 20% of adults are completely retarded, and this girl may have just in fact proved it beyond a shadow of a doubt?  Maybe we should do something about this before  future generations start watering crops with Gatorade."

Anyways, I'll do the world a favor here and answer the question for her: A fifth of Americans can't locate their country on a world map because they spend all their fucking time reading US magazine, worrying about Bradjelina, complaining about Paris Hilton, and laughing at people they think are dumber then themselves, rather then picking up a fucking book, reading a journal article, or apparently even looking up what the word 'atlas' even fucking means.   

A fifth of Americans don't know where they goddamn are and the point everyone latches on to is some girl doesn't know the answer to that?  There shouldn't be an answer to that question - that question shouldn't even exist.

[TheOtherBelmont]

GPW should have won the pageant.  He's pretty and smart.

[idolminds]

And he looks good in a bikini.

[gpw11]

I look good in anything red.



And no, I don't know what that means.

[PyroMenace]

Not a sports page, not a magazine, but a book nigga, a fuckin book nigga, YAAAYEEAAAA!!

[Quemaqua]

Anyways, I'll do the world a favor here and answer the question for her: A fifth of Americans can't locate their country on a world map because they spend all their fucking time reading US magazine, worrying about Bradjelina, complaining about Paris Hilton, and laughing at people they think are dumber then themselves, rather then picking up a fucking book, reading a journal article, or apparently even looking up what the word 'atlas' even fucking means.

Couldn't have said it better myself.

Also, don't knock watering crops with Gatorade.  I grew this corn the other day, and it totally turned purple.  I plan on marketing it to potheads.

[Xessive]

Couldn't have said it better myself.

Also, don't knock watering crops with Gatorade.  I grew this corn the other day, and it totally turned purple.  I plan on marketing it to potheads.

Hahaha that just reminded me of "Brawndo: It's got Electrolytes!!" and "Plants need electrolytes!" from Idiocracy.