Topic: IRC?

[idolminds]

[13:02] <PyroMenace> alright im gonna update my bios
[13:02] <PyroMenace> if i dont return... well its because my system got fucked
[13:02] <@idolminds> ok
[13:02] <@idolminds> good luck
[13:02] * Quits: PyroMenace (~PyroMenac@108-64-196-57.lightspeed.rcsntx.sbcglobal.net) (Quit)
[13:03] * sirean is now known as PyroMenace
[13:03] <PyroMenace> Oh god guys.
[13:03] <PyroMenace> It was terrible
[13:03] <@idolminds> Oh noes, tell us what happen
[13:04] <PyroMenace> My case started to shake and rumble like someone set off firecrackers in it.
[13:04] <@idolminds> damn
[13:05] <PyroMenace> Then this strange blue light started leaking out from all the seams and opennings.
[13:05] <PyroMenace> Finally, I heard this horrible horrible voice that no mere mortal should ever hear. It was like a thousand needles piercing my heart.
[13:05] <@idolminds> This is exactly why I dont update my BIOS
[13:05] <PyroMenace> It asked, "Are you a god?"
[13:06] <PyroMenace> Of course I said no. Claiming to be a god always leads to trouble.
[13:06] <PyroMenace> So it asked me to choose the form of my destruction. I tried to think of something pure.
[13:07] <PyroMenace> When suddenly a giant ham demon burst out of my case.
[13:07] <@idolminds> haha
[13:07] <PyroMenace> It covered me in ham juice and tore through my wall.
[13:07] <PyroMenace> I can still hear the screams outside.
[13:08] <@idolminds> mmmm....ham
[13:08] <PyroMenace> And now everything smells like two day old honey baked ham.
[13:09] <PyroMenace> I need a nap.
[13:09] * PyroMenace is now known as sirean
[13:09] <@idolminds> well done
[13:10] * Joins: PyroMenace (~PyroMenac@108-64-196-57.lightspeed.rcsntx.sbcglobal.net)
[13:11] <PyroMenace> well cool, it worked
[13:12] <@idolminds> hooray!
[13:12] <PyroMenace> thats something thats hardly said when messing with PC stuff
[13:13] <PyroMenace> usually everything gets progressively worse, till you break down in tears in a fetal position
[13:13] <@idolminds> and then...ham demons

[gpw11]

Hahahahahahaha.  That may have totally turned my work day around.

[Quemaqua]

Hahaha... damn it, I miss you guys.

[Cobra951]

Ahahaha!  There is no pyro, only Zool.

[K-man]

(4:43:21 PM) cools: http://i.imgur.com/fV88xM0.png
(4:44:57 PM) K-mang: ahahahaha
(4:44:59 PM) Scarytooth left the room (quit: Read error: Connection reset by peer).
(4:46:10 PM) idolminds: haha
(4:48:13 PM) cools: Scary clearly works for North Korea
(4:48:28 PM) K-mang: reporting to his superiors as i type this
(4:48:54 PM) Scarytooth [~WhatTheFu@d60-65-42-211.col.wideopenwest.com] entered the room.
(4:49:00 PM) idolminds: oh shit hide
(4:49:01 PM) K-mang: he has finished reporting to his superiors
(4:52:00 PM) Scarytooth: man, i want some cookies
(4:52:27 PM) idolminds: Is that the go signal?
(4:53:25 PM) Scarytooth: ummm....yes?
(4:53:35 PM) K-mang: great, we're fucked

[gpw11]

Oh, this is still going on.  I need to get back in there.

[Cools!]

Yes you should.

[K-man]

(1:08:08 PM) K-mang: slow day in here
(1:15:49 PM) K-mang: PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS
(1:16:23 PM) sirean [~sirean@rscdot1x-137.ems.psu.edu] entered the room.
(1:16:39 PM) K-mang: man, i should have tried that sooner.

[sirean_syan]

Son of a bitch.

[Cools!]

Haha

[idolminds]

<cools> herp derp
<@idolminds> herp
<cools> herp herp
<@idolminds> derp?
<cools> derp derp
<@idolminds> perp?
<cools> no!
<@idolminds>

[K-man]

Sirean> Look, Israel is going to drag us into a war. http://www.cnn.com/2013/05/03/world/meast/israel-airstrike-syria/index.html
<idolminds> great, thanks guys
<Sirean> Of course, Syria is a pretty fucked up place right now.
* Scarytooth (~WhatTheFu@d60-65-42-211.col.wideopenwest.com) has joined #overwritten
<Scarytooth> ahh. love a good fire and some smores

[Quemaqua]

Hahaha

[K-man]

(12:08:04 PM) idolminds: did you hear about what happened to GB last night?
(12:08:17 PM) idolminds: most of their gear got stolen
(12:08:22 PM) Pyropod: Technical difficulties?
(12:08:28 PM) Pyropod: Oh shit
(12:08:34 PM) Pyropod: How?
(12:08:49 PM) K-mang: someone took it
(12:08:58 PM) Pyropod: Thanks

[gpw11]

What  is GB?

[idolminds]

Giantbomb. They came back to the studio after the press conferences and most of their shit was gone. They had like one camera left and spent most of the night talking to the cops.

[Pugnate]

That's nuts!

[K-man]

* iPPi (webchat@75.152.166.196) has joined #overwritten
<Kman> oh man
<Kman> IPPI
<iPPi> hi
<Kman> how goes it
<iPPi> finish dark souls idol.
<idolminds> god damnit
<iPPi> good bye.
* iPPi (webchat@75.152.166.196) has left #overwritten
<Kman> YES
<idolminds> fuck you kman!
<Kman> muwahahahahaha
<cools> haha
<PyroMenace> hahahahahaha
<PyroMenace> amazing

[Quemaqua]

 

[K-man]

(1:45:52 PM) Kman: would you know my dick
(1:45:55 PM) PyroMenace: need it badly
(1:45:56 PM) Kman: if you saw it in heaven

[K-man]

(2:38:38 PM) Kman: i don't have room for a second monitor
(2:38:48 PM) Kman: do they make like small specialized displays for stuff like chat?
(2:39:33 PM) idolminds: Im sure someone has rigged up something like using a shartphone as a second display
(2:39:39 PM) idolminds: shartphone...ha ha
(2:39:46 PM) Kman: hahahaha
(2:39:50 PM) Kman: what a shitty concept
(2:40:20 PM) idolminds: That idea is really down in the dumps

[K-man]

<cools> i think i've seen more penises than a porn star
<cools> and no, that shall NOT go on the IRC chat thread quote
<idolminds> if kman sees it it will

[Cools!]

FUCCKKKKKKKKK! K-man never sleeps!

[Quemaqua]

<cools> needs more dick
<Quemaqua> That's what she said.
<idolminds> IRC thread quote
<cools> fuck

[Cools!]

Not fair, out of context!

[Quemaqua]

Lack of context is exactly what makes the IRC thread so amazing.

[idolminds]

[04:25p] <@Quemaqua> Kept having to get naked to do it.

[Cools!]

<cools> fuck, GSL SC2 finals tomorrow night at 2am!                                                                               
<cools> so many sacrifices
<cools>
<idolminds> "Hey honey I know that going out to that thing sounds like it would be a lot of fun, but you know what would be even MORE fun? 
            Staying in and watching Starcraft streams while I eat cheezeits"                                                       
<cools> you make it sound horrible
<cools> until the cheeze part
<idolminds> its like those fancy "whore dervs" they have at parties, but they come in a box and I dont have to be wearing pants when       
            eating them                                                                                                           
<cools> hahahha

[K-man]

(1:16:08 PM) Quemaqua: I wish I had herpes.

[Cools!]

Ok. I need context for that one!

[Quemaqua]

Context: I would prefer herpes to what I'm actually dealing with right now.

[Quemaqua]

<Quemaqua> A big-breasted kangaroo in black leather saying "Oh no you di-in't!" and snapping her fingers while a giant tentacle monster eats her legs off.
<cools> weirdest moment to come back to the chat...
<idolminds> haha
<Quemaqua> haha

<PyroMenace> goddamn people are fucking creepy
<Quemaqua> There's also a life-size statue of Samus for $4,000
<Quemaqua> At a very reasonable $600 shipping
<-> idol|HIKE is now known as idolminds
<idolminds> I return. My butt is cold.
<PyroMenace> does it have a fleshlight built into its pelvis?
<idolminds> thats going in the IRC thread, isnt it?

<TheOtherBelmont> We were somewhere in Brinstar when the drugs began to take hold

[Cobra951]

Hahaha!  Idol's butt was only cold before, and now . . .

How about a limited run of Borderlands Handsome Edition with a working Claptrap robot?  By the time the scalpers buy them all up in the first 20 seconds, and resell them on ebay, they'll be going for $4000 apiece too.

[Quemaqua]

Ugh. Fucking scalpers. Those people are the worst, truly.

[PyroMenace]

<Quemaqua> But in all seriousness, I do expect at least a modicum of good faith made to make an interesting and relatively not-retarded character in any game I DM.
<Kman> my penis is not retarded

[Raisa]

wow, u guys still go on the IRC channel.. I lost IRC when my laptop crashed.

[Cobra951]

If anything, IRC is more active now than the boards.  I'm not a fan of the immediate and volatile nature of IRC, so I rarely go there.  (Haven't been there at all in quite a while.)  I think you brought the forums back to life.   

[PyroMenace]

[K-man]

[Cools!]

Haha