Topic: IRC?

[idolminds]

IRC: long periods of nothing with a few conversations here and there.

[MysterD]

IRC: long periods of nothing with a few conversations here and there.

Was it like that before I walked in?

[idolminds]

Pretty much.

[MysterD]

Ugh

[Raisa]

it's pretty dead right now

[idolminds]

You told me to die and then left.

[MysterD]

Don't worry, I'm keeping the room alive/dead.
Depends on how you wanna look at it....

[Quemaqua]

There's only one way to look at it.

[Quemaqua]

<@Que|workout> Man, I am a complete bachelor.
* Que|workout is now known as Quemaqua
<@Quemaqua> I just worked out for like an hour and some, took a shower, went outside shirtless with a beer and a cigarette, and I'm now eating dinner out of the cast iron skillet I cooked it in.
<@Quemaqua> still without a shirt
<@idolminds> hahaha
<@idolminds> Bachelor, represent
<@Quemaqua> what what
<@Quemaqua> Also, crushing loneliness. haha
<@idolminds> haha

[Cobra951]

The internet went out here last night right after Ghandi said it was his fault I wasn't around there more.  LOL!  No doubt he thinks I was lurking and disconnected in disgust or something.  Not so!  Right after it went dead, I was poking around trying to revive it and I saw his comments on Chatzilla.

It was still dead this morning, but after resetting the modem and the router it came back.  Now I'm wondering now if I could have done that late last night too.

So Ghandi, WHAAAAAAT?!

[idolminds]

haha, we were laughing about that.

[PyroMenace]

IRC is so dead now, its just Idol and I. Come join us please. Idol is fun and all but man humping the same person just gets old, need a change sometimes you know?

servercentral.il.us.quakenet.org

[beo]

i am there right now.

join.
http://webchat.quakenet.org/

[idolminds]

Sorry I missed you, beo. Mom had come back from a party and wanted to chat a bit, so I was away. Plus we watched Cops.

[Ghandi]

We should coordinate a night where everyone (or a lot of people) get on IRC at the same time. It could be a lot of fun or just total insanity - but hilarity is almost guaranteed.

[Quemaqua]

I should be back more often now.  PC isn't fixed, but I've got the laptop in a better situation for usability.  Should be sweet.

[Quemaqua]

<@idolminds> Im already sweaty and aroused. Wait, what?
<PyroMenace> I need to be going to bed

[idolminds]

You bastard.

[Ghandi]

It seems as though IRC has evolved into some sort of sex-crazed orgy since I've last been there. Which is disappointing, since my awkward, overtly sexual comments were always shot down back in the day.

[Quemaqua]

<TheOtherBelmont> Holy shit Disgaea Infinite was so funny
<@idolminds> hehe
<Quemaqua> you shut your mouth
<Quemaqua> shut it right now
<TheOtherBelmont> Hahaha
<Quemaqua> tell me it sucked and be done with it
<@idolminds> It was horrible. Dont play it
<TheOtherBelmont> Yeah, it totally sucked dood
<Quemaqua> yay!
<TheOtherBelmont> Except for the parts where it was awesome
<Quemaqua> boo

[K-man]

(11:37:44 AM) cools: STUPID DOG OWNERS
(11:37:58 AM) cools: STOP SHITTING AND PEEING ON OUR FRONT LAWN
(11:37:58 AM) cools: wtf
(11:41:31 AM) K-mang: wait
(11:41:40 AM) K-mang: the owners are pissing and shitting on your front lawn?
(11:41:55 AM) K-mang: Man, Canada is pretty messed up
(11:42:03 AM) cools: yup
(11:42:18 AM) cools: they just think any patch of grass is free range
(11:42:29 AM) cools: and peeing, ok, no biggie
(11:42:31 AM) K-mang: what do the dogs do while their owners are pissing and shitting everywhere?
(11:42:34 AM) cools: but shitting?
(11:43:01 AM) cools: and you are supposed to pick that stuff up afterwards, but our retarded neighbours never do
(11:43:26 AM) cools: and, there's a park just 5 minutes away so it's not like the poor dogs can't take it
(11:43:37 AM) cools: the dog owners look around prettending not to notice...

[Cools!]

Hehe

[Quemaqua]

[00:30] <@idolminds> crap, internet is slow
[00:31] <@idolminds> probably going to crap out on me again
[00:33] <PyroPod> What are you going to do when the Internet no longer accepts dialup?
[00:33] <@idolminds> suicide
[00:33] <PyroPod> Haha
[00:33] <Que|write> wow, no hesitation at all

[Quemaqua]

[21:43] <@idolminds> I love spam email
[21:43] <@idolminds> "The National Central Bureau of Interpol enhanced by the United Nations and Federal Bureau of Investigation have successfully passed a mandate to the current president of Nigeria his Excellency President Good luck Jonathan to boost the exercise of clearing all foreign debts owed to you and other individuals and organizations who have been found not to have receive their Contract Sum, Lottery/Gambling, Inheritance and the likes. "
[21:44] <@idolminds> Oh yeah, his Excellency President Good Luck Jonathan. Totally plausable name
[21:44] <Quemaqua> haha... dude, I hate to break this to you...
[21:44] <Quemaqua> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goodluck_Jonathan
[21:44] <@idolminds> wtf, seriously?

[K-man]

Haha.

reminds me of this Achewood story arc:

http://achewood.com/index.php?date=03052007

just keep clicking through to read them all

[K-man]

(5:11:48 PM) Quemaqua: haha
(5:11:53 PM) Quemaqua: "You need some bear semen."
(5:12:01 PM) ***idolminds takes notes

[idolminds]

<cools> man that video is so sad, yet so fun
<cools> sad that chicks actually give their numbers
<Quemaqua> haha
<Quemaqua> "You need some bear semen."
*idolminds takes notes
<idolminds> uh
<idolminds> bad timing

I must protect my image!

[Cools!]

Haha

[Quemaqua]

[00:44] <PyroPod> Starcrafft auto corrects to star daffy
[00:46] <PyroPod> I always liked daffy duck, he was a bit of a prick but that's because everyone always fucks with him
[00:47] <PyroPod> Like Oscar the grouch
[00:47] <@idolminds> Oscar rules
[00:48] <@idolminds> Hes pissed because kids are always trying to mess with his man cave

[idolminds]

[00:46] <PyroPod> When does your flight leave?
[00:46] <@idolminds> 4:30pm Wed
[00:47] <PyroPod> Oh not till wednsday
[00:47] <@idolminds> yeah I come in a day after que
[00:47] <@idolminds> which is technically tomorrow
[00:47] <PyroPod> Yea
[00:47] <@idolminds> GAH! FREAK OUT TIME! DID I REMEMBER MY SPONGE?
[00:48] <PyroPod> Haha
[00:48] <PyroPod> I forgot deodorant!
[00:49] <@idolminds> I forgot all my clothes! And in its place are 20 weasels!
[00:49] <PyroPod> Haha
[00:49] <@idolminds> I end up wearing weasels to the wedding
[00:49] <PyroPod> Where the hell did I find all these weasels to pack?
[00:50] <@idolminds> I have to share my meals with the weasels
[00:50] <PyroPod> Haha, they see the cake and they all swarm the cake leaving you naked
[00:50] <@idolminds> haha
[00:51] <@idolminds> "Come back weasels! I depend on you to shield by nudity from others!"
[00:51] <PyroPod> Oh it's okay, everyone is gone now
[00:51] <@idolminds> So I go over and smear cake all over myself so the weasels stay on. Plus it feels good.
[00:52] <PyroPod> Hahaha
[00:52] <PyroPod> Alright on that note I'm gonna get back to work

[idolminds]

[01:11] <cools> so i hope they come up with something good next
[01:12] <cools> even bettter
[01:12] <cools> like, gPeace
[01:12] <cools> or Google-
[01:12] <@idolminds> Gease?
[01:12] <cools> Grease
[01:13] <@idolminds> Google will make its own version of Metacritic where people can rate things. It will be called Grate
[01:13] <cools> hehe
[01:13] <cools> that's actually a good name
[01:13] <cools> it's GRATE!
[01:13] <cools> as in "great" and g rate
[01:14] <cools> omg
[01:14] <cools> so smart idol
[01:14] <cools> you should get hired
[01:14] <@idolminds> Yes, I should
[01:14] <cools> or Grant... the ranting site
[01:14] <cools> not as good as grate of course
[01:14] <@idolminds> They can also do Grape for.....wait, thats probably not something they want to do....
[01:14] <cools> hahahaha
[01:14] <cools> you mean it's not about wine?
[01:15] <@idolminds> Of course I was talking about wine. What were you thinking?

[idolminds]

For pyro

[23:44] <PyroPod> I had a dream I went to he'll
[23:44] <PyroPod> Hell
[23:45] <@idolminds> Was it as fun as games make it out to be?
[23:45] <PyroPod> Actually it was a complete bumper to bumper never ending traffic jam on an interstate
[23:45] <@idolminds> that sounds about right
[23:46] <PyroPod> And if you die from hunger than you get put into a small chamber where your insides eat you alive
[23:47] <PyroPod> And the only way to not do that is to eat other people
[23:47] <@idolminds> I could do that
[23:47] <PyroPod> It was a rather pleasant dream
[23:47] <@idolminds> yeah, sounds relaxing
[23:48] <PyroPod> Ghandi was there oddly enough
[23:48] <@idolminds> haha
[23:48] <PyroPod> He was driving
[23:48] <@idolminds> omg Ghandi is driving, how can this be?
[23:49] <PyroPod> And he somehow got out of the traffic and started off roading it
[23:49] <PyroPod> Hitting big ass ramps
[23:49] <@idolminds> Off Roading in Hell would be a great name for a rock/metal album
[23:50] <@idolminds> yo Fitty
[23:50] <PyroPod> Yo Ghandi, hit that big ass ramp!

[PyroMenace]

I miss Ghandi. 

[Ghandi]

Haha...yeah I haven't been active on here or IRC lately. I'm sorry Pyro. I really miss you. I miss your laugh, and your warm (electronic) embrace. Also I miss your real-life embrace, which I have never had, but can only imagine is divine and amazing for 12 seconds or so.

[Pugnate]

Also I miss your real-life embrace, which I have never had, but can only imagine is divine and amazing for 12 seconds or so.

At which point Pyro is screaming for you to let him go.

[Quemaqua]

<PyroMenace> Kate Upton is complex Diablo 3?
<Que|office> there are so many levels upon which I do not understand that sentence
<idolminds> hahaha

[Quemaqua]

[15:57] <Scarytooth> playing saints row
[15:57] <Scarytooth> end up in BDSM club
[15:57] <Scarytooth> long story short
[15:57] <Scarytooth> pony cart chase

[idolminds]

[15:44] <K-mang> kind of funny though
[15:45] <cools> why funny? cause it's a low ammount?
[15:45] <K-mang> bet you at least 80% of the people that donated to this would not have otherwise donated to a worthwhile cause.
[15:45] <@idolminds> Hey, a Tim Schafer adventure game is a worthwhile cause
[15:45] <K-mang> it is, but you know what i mean
[15:46] <K-mang> homeless guy begging for a dollar:  FUCK YOU HOMELESS GUY!
[15:46] <K-mang> Tim Schafer begging for a dollar:  HERE HAVE 40!
[15:46] <@idolminds> Yeah, I know. But really...so what? People put money towards the things they want
[15:46] <@idolminds> some people want a better world, some want entertainment
[15:46] <K-mang> I do like it
[15:47] <K-mang> because this is like a big fuck you to the big pubs
[15:47] <cools> well
[15:47] <cools> yeah, people donate for what they want
[15:47] <cools> fuck hobos
[15:47] <K-mang> but i mean a lot of big names were probably scared off by brutal legend
[15:47] <@idolminds> haha
[15:47] <@idolminds> yeah, that did them no favors
[15:47] <cools> hobos just use money for drugs
[15:48] <@idolminds> And as much as Psychonauts is now loved, I dont think it made a lot of money
[15:48] <K-mang> it did not
[15:48] <K-mang> in fact it may have actually made more post-release on other platforms
[15:48] <K-mang> but Tim Schafer is going to ahve to build a money bin
[15:49] <@idolminds> And Im sure Tim going "Hey, now I want to make an adventure game! You know, those dead point and click kind?" didnt go over well
[15:49] <cools> most games like that don't make a lot
[15:49] <K-mang> meanwhile on a gold and grey chicago morn another little baby child is born in the ghetto
[15:49] <K-mang> in the ghetto
[15:49] <@idolminds> haha
[15:49] <cools> don't get born there
[15:49] <cools> done
[15:49] <cools> don't have kids
[15:49] <cools> if you are poor
[15:49] <cools> done
[15:50] <K-mang> and his mama cries
[15:50] <K-mang> becasue if there's one thing she don't need
[15:50] <K-mang> it's another hungry mouth to feed
[15:50] <K-mang> in the ghetto
[15:50] <cools> yeah, blame the people
[15:50] <cools> giving money to a GAME
[15:50] <cools> instead of saving a crack baby
[15:50] <K-mang> don't you understand
[15:50] <K-mang> the child needs a helping hand
[15:51] <K-mang> or he'll grow up to be an angry young man some day
[15:51] <@idolminds> I...I dont want to ruin this moment
[15:51] <cools> what are you talking about?
[15:51] <cools> he can now play an adventure game and learn from it
[15:51] <K-mang> take a look at you and me
[15:51] <cools> how to surive with a sense of humor, very important
[15:51] <cools> *I
[15:51] <K-mang> are we too blind to see?  do we simply turn our heads?
[15:51] <cools> yes
[15:52] <cools> i'm more than happy to do it
[15:52] <K-mang> and look the other way
[15:52] <cools> i change channels each time i see one of them donation commercials on tv
[15:52] <K-mang> well the world turns
[15:52] <cools> and will keep on turning
[15:52] <K-mang> and a hungry little boy with a runny nose plays in the streets as a cold wind blows
[15:52] <K-mang> in the ghetto
[15:53] <cools> fine
[15:53] <cools> let's not make the game
[15:53] <cools> and thousands of chubby kids will have to go outside to play cause they don't have a new game
[15:53] <cools> THOUSANDS
[15:53] <K-mang> his hunger burns
[15:53] <K-mang> so he starts to roam the streets at night
[15:53] <cools> their mothers burn
[15:54] <K-mang> he learns how to steal and learns how to fight
[15:54] <cools> cause they'll have to pay attention tot them
[15:54] <K-mang> in the ghetto
[15:54] <cools> wait, there's the tv
[15:54] <cools> do you want all them kids to turn into vegtables watching TV?
[15:54] <cools> or master lots of clicking to prepare for their future WoW experience?
[15:55] <cools> in the urbs
[15:56] <K-mang> you make light of this
[15:56] <K-mang> but one night in desperation
[15:56] <cools> i care
[15:56] <K-mang> young man breaks away
[15:56] <K-mang> buys a gun, steals a car
[15:57] <K-mang> tries to run, but doesn't get far.
[15:57] <cools> law enforcement works?
[15:57] <K-mang> and his mama cries as a crowd gathers around an angry young man.  face down on the street with a gun in his hand
[15:57] <K-mang> in the ghetto.
[15:57] <cools> blame the popo?
[15:58] <cools> imagine all the kids choosing to play a game instead of drugs
[15:58] <cools> THINK OF THE KIDS
[15:58] <cools> THOUSDANDS WILL BE SPARED
[16:00] <@idolminds> cools
[16:00] <@idolminds>

[16:01] <cools> oh a commercial for a bank
[16:01] <cools> ...
[16:02] <cools> k-man i win
[16:02] <cools> resorting to using lyrics
[16:02] <cools> tsk tsk tsk
[16:02] <cools> shameeeeee
[16:02] <K-mang> on the contrary, I though it was genius
[16:03] <cools> you troll

[Cools!]

k-man =

[Quemaqua]

Hahaha.... I'm so sorry I missed that.