Topic: What Places Have You Been Kicked Out Of?

[nickclone]

I saw a cliched bar fight on tv and they did the part at the end where someone gets thrown out and told not to come back. Its got me thinking of all the place I can't go back to, the list is bigger than I though.

Pets Mart: Thats right! I got kicked out of Pets Mart, but I swear to God I didn't do anything too bad. There was a dead fish on the floor in the aquarium area, so I picked it up and started chasing this girl I was with around with it. They said we were disturbing the customers and told us we had to leave. I guess you can't play with dead fish, but it's perfectly ok for your dog to take a shit in the store.

SharpShooters (pool hall): I've been kicked outta there a bunch of times, one time was when I got obliterated and started playing grab ass with some guy's girlfriend. The guy was the leader singer of a band that played there all the time and knew the bartender...got me cut off and put in the bad graces of the bar. Soon I was banned from drinking liquor and then I was banned for life after puking on their floor.

Giant (Grocery Store): I got kicked out of here because of my friends, this is one of the times where I'm completely innocent. One of my friends went to go take a shit while I talked to a friend who worked in the store, next thing I know some lady is pulling a bunch of my friends out the bathroom, rounding us up and telling us to leave.

Panera Bread: This one pisses me off the most because once again I didn't do anything. My friends got food and we went to go outside while I sat with them and smoked. A few teenage couples walked by all decked out in homecoming attire and I asked them which school they went to and they said Brentsville (where I graduated from). We all cheered and they went about their way, the manager then comes out and asks if we're bothering his customers. I pointed out to him that they were just walking down the sidewalk, we were the customers who paid. He then said that was the key word "paid" and we're not customers anymore. I told him to fuck off, kicked over the ashtray and we left...never been back there.

Steak Masters (Bar): I went there, got really drunk, went out side and puked. I then told my friend that I needed to sit in his car and he gave me the keys. Unfortunately I got into the wrong car, actually I got into the car of one of the bouncers and he wasn't to happy. I haven't been back there either...

[scottws]

Wow that Panera Bread one is bullshit.

I was kicked out of one (now defunct) club when my friend puked on himself and was caught trying to turn his shirt inside out by one of the staff.  I also got banned for life from a ferry that crosses the Ohio River between Great American Ballpark in Ohio and Hooters in Kentucky.  I got in a fight when some guy tried to start shit with one of my co-workers.  I've been on the ferry three times since.

[Raisa]

a cab.

[gpw11]

Fuck, I love these stories.  I'll try to post some when I have some more energy.  That said, I've been kicked out of a lot of stuff for stupid reasons.

[Quemaqua]

Only thing I ever got kicked out of was a wedding I was supposed to be in, and it was really more that my invitation was rescinded by the bride when I told the groom that marrying her would be a horrendously bad decision.

[gpw11]

No matter what happens, you totally just won.

[Pugnate]

I have no stories. I feel left out.

[nickclone]

I have no stories. I feel left out.

Don't they behead people for causing a scene where you live?

[Cobra951]

Haha.

I have no stories either, I'm sorry (glad?) to say.  I'm fairly good at impersonating whatever kind of peeps are wanted where I go.

[WindAndConfusion]

There are some liquor stores in Oregon and Washington that won't sell to me. And there are some school administrators who would probably murder me if they thought they could get away with it.

That's about it, though.

[idolminds]

I have never been kicked out of anywhere.

[iPPi]

I have never been kicked out of anywhere.

[Jedi]

I got kicked out of a bar once, it was a total dive of a place that I wouldn't normally go to. I drank far to much, threw up in the mens room, and put a hole in a wall... oh and I think I wanted to punch out a guy that was hitting on my (slut) g/f. I was totaly out of control that night which has never happened again since, and I never went back to that place.

[Ghandi]

I was kicked out of this bar once for using a fake ID. The bartender was a total douche. The ID was real and it kind of looked like me, somewhat. But he asked if I had any other form of ID and I said no. He made me write down my signature, and of course I knew everything on the ID but the signature. It was actually pretty close, but I used a cursive S instead of a regular one. He said we could call the cops and discuss it, and I urged him to call the cops. I left immediately after saying that. I wonder if the cops ever came? In any case, I'm of legal age now and that's about as dicey as it gets with me. I stand by my decision, though. Dumb drinking age.

[Pugnate]

He said we could call the cops and discuss it, and I urged him to call the cops. I left immediately after saying that.

hahaha..

[Xessive]

A taxi.. A beach night club.. Home.. What else.. I think that's it.

[ren]

only bed

[Pugnate]

Well to be fair, you did trick GPW.

[Antares]

wal-mart for riding a child's bicycle around while drunk

king supers for bowling a squash down the aisle

Ogden Concert hall for arguing with the bouncer about re-admission.

I've never been personally kicked out of a bar, but I've been with people who have been tossed and left as a result probably half a dozen times or so.

[Raisa]

umm just a taxi that's it.  long story!!

[Antares]

I have time.