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Offline Antares

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It burns when I pee.
« on: Wednesday, January 09, 2008, 08:07:40 PM »
What should I do?
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Offline idolminds

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Re: It burns when I pee.
« Reply #1 on: Wednesday, January 09, 2008, 09:00:37 PM »
Stop setting your dick on fire.
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Offline Ghandi

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Re: It burns when I pee.
« Reply #2 on: Wednesday, January 09, 2008, 09:16:12 PM »
Stop touching yourself at night.
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Offline scottws

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Re: It burns when I pee.
« Reply #3 on: Wednesday, January 09, 2008, 10:02:54 PM »
Suck out the poison.
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Offline Pugnate

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Re: It burns when I pee.
« Reply #4 on: Wednesday, January 09, 2008, 11:37:23 PM »
Quote from: idolminds on Wednesday, January 09, 2008, 09:00:37 PM
Stop setting your dick on fire.

For some reason I read that as "stop sucking your dick on fire."
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Re: It burns when I pee.
« Reply #5 on: Thursday, January 10, 2008, 12:01:48 AM »
You have issues.
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Offline JacksRag(e)

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Re: It burns when I pee.
« Reply #6 on: Thursday, January 10, 2008, 12:07:44 AM »
Go see a doctor.  Could be some kind of inflammation or something.
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Re: It burns when I pee.
« Reply #7 on: Thursday, January 10, 2008, 08:19:50 AM »
switch to a non-citrus fruit for your fruit fucking escapades.
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Offline Cobra951

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Re: It burns when I pee.
« Reply #8 on: Thursday, January 10, 2008, 01:19:10 PM »
If you can determine that it's nonspecific urethritis and get antibiotics *without* seeing a doctor, it will be infinitely less painful.
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Offline Antares

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Re: It burns when I pee.
« Reply #9 on: Thursday, January 10, 2008, 06:48:29 PM »
hehe, cool it even highlights the answer I choose.  I like this forum.
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Offline Ghandi

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Re: It burns when I pee.
« Reply #10 on: Friday, January 11, 2008, 08:50:10 PM »
I'm glad that you come to us for your medical advice. HMO's be damned. This is probably the first place that I would go if I had medical problems from excessive fruit-fucking.
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Re: It burns when I pee.
« Reply #11 on: Friday, January 11, 2008, 10:26:11 PM »
HOW DARE YOU TALK ABOUT KEEBLER'S NEW GIRLFRIEND LIKE THAT?
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