Topic: There's a lot of funny in the world

[gpw11]

Especially in the news...sometimes

[Cobra951]

I want one.  What pet store sells them?   

[idolminds]

We go out of our way to be different, so how dare someone treat us differently!


I agree with Cobra, I want a new pet....

[Raisa]

that's so...... quirky..

[Ghandi]

She's kinda cute.

And freaky.

[Quemaqua]

"I am a pet, I generally act animal like and I lead a really easy life," she said.

"I don't cook or clean and I don't go anywhere without Dani. It might seem strange but it makes us both happy. It's my culture and my choice. It isn't hurting anyone."

Fuck you, die slowly in a car accident.

[idolminds]

Imagine what her parents think.

[Xessive]

I'm all for freedom in choice of lifestyle, but I think she's just lazy $*&^.

"He basically grabbed my T-shirt and slammed me backwards."

"I got a bit angry and called him a fascist pig."

"Oh dear me, I may have gone a tad bit far with that one! I've really done it now! Aren't I the mischievous little devil?!"

Yeah, that's real tough for a guy who drags a chick around on a leash.

They're probably just doing it to get a reaction anyway.

[Antares]

Nice body, but definitely a butterface.

The couple, who live on benefits in a council house and plan to start a family, have been friends for years.

I'm assuming that "benefits" is essentially welfare.  Its nice to know they're planning to bring children into the world.

[Ghandi]

If by "bring" you mean "breed", then yes.

[Quemaqua]

"Daddy, I don't get it.  I got a boyfriend, but he won't put me on a leash or beat me when I make a poopy on the rug like you do with mommy.  Doesn't he love me?  Also, we need to go to the store because I'm out of Puppy Chow."

How come we don't hang people anymore?  I mean, come on!  This chick's already halfway there.  Just tie the other end to something tall and you're good to go.  Or you could throw the other end of her leash around the guy and put a beam between the two of 'em.  Convenience!

[Pugnate]

While they are being stupid, I now realize after living in this hell hole that you can do far worse than being stupid but not actually harming anyone.

[WindAndConfusion]

Fuck you, die slowly in a car accident.

That's racist. You're racist against the retardeds.

[Antares]

I'm actually with pug on that one.  they're both doing their wierd thing together.  More power to them.  All I ask is that Mr. Vampire gets a fucking job before he starts making strange socially retarded offspring.

[WindAndConfusion]

Oh, God, the faggotry.

[gpw11]

I like all the comments on the news article - most of them being of 'they aren't hurting anyone!  Don't judge them!' school of thought.  While it's cool to be a total pussy and all I'm totally not above judging people based on how they look and act.  In fact, those (and what they can offer me) are my primary criteria for judging one's worth as a human being.

I'm so tempted to post what Que said on the news article, and if anyone replies with shock, just point out that according to their own limp-wristed philosophy they can't judge me for being a total dick as I'm actually not hurting anyone.


BTW, that myspace picture is just retarded.   I kind of want to burn that motherfucker.

[Pugnate]

He'd probably suck you dry. And by that, I mean your blood.

[Xessive]

While I'm generally against people making judgements about other people based on appearance, I think it's fair to judge someone based on how they act. I mean if a guy is acting like an asshole I think it's fair to sign him as an asshole. Afterall, actions speak louder than words.

That picture is frickin' weird. SUre, the guy's weird but everybody has their quirks, right? The chick is just as weird, so I guess they belong together.

[Pugnate]

You can judge people on appearances.

What if he was wearing a KKK outfit with a Nazi sign on his back and carried a purse made of a dead black guy's head?

[Xessive]

You can judge people on appearances.

What if he was wearing a KKK outfit with a Nazi sign on his back and carried a purse made of a dead black guy's head?

Hahaha That reminds of this comedian who said "If a girl pulls her pants down and it looks like she's got herpes I'm not gonna assume she got stung by a lotta bees!"

I think we can judge by chosen appearances.

[Cobra951]

A Nazi carrying a purse?  I'd be so confused I wouldn't know how to prejudge him.

[Xessive]

A Nazi carrying a purse?  I'd be so confused I wouldn't know how to prejudge him.

Hahaha good point

For some reason the image stuck in my head is the "Nazis riding dinosaurs" from Venture Bros. hehe That would be a sight!

[gpw11]

DERAIL:

Is Venture Bros. back on yet?

[TheOtherBelmont]

DERAIL:

Is Venture Bros. back on yet?

No, its coming back on in June.

[Quemaqua]

I prejudge everybody.  They all lose.

[WindAndConfusion]

For some reason the image stuck in my head is the "Nazis riding dinosaurs" from Venture Bros. hehe That would be a sight!

I am 90% certain that did not happen.

[Ace_O_Spades]

I hate it when people rely on income assistance (welfare) to get by... Who can live on $300/month in housing money, and try to raise a family. That's just perpetuating the poverty cycle... Their child is gonna be seriously disadvantaged if they don't grow the fuck up and get real jobs.

[Ghandi]

Who can live on $300/month in housing money

It's more survival than anything. Don't make the mistake of thinking that many of these people aren't trying to get "real" jobs - they are.

Besides, welfare does more to try and stop the poverty cycle than lack of welfare does.

[Ace_O_Spades]

I'm just talking about people who are content to be on income assistance... With no real intention of ever getting off. It's just frustrating.

[Antares]

It's more survival than anything. Don't make the mistake of thinking that many of these people aren't trying to get "real" jobs - they are.

Besides, welfare does more to try and stop the poverty cycle than lack of welfare does.

That largely depends on who you ask, and what kind of welfare you're talking about.

[gpw11]

It's more survival than anything. Don't make the mistake of thinking that many of these people aren't trying to get "real" jobs - they are.

Besides, welfare does more to try and stop the poverty cycle than lack of welfare does.

Ant's pretty much spot on with that, and just from looking at that picture I can tell you that both those two chumps are on welfare and living in social housing because they essentially choose to. There are many legitimate reasons to have a good social wellfare programs in place.  It'd be hard to look at these two and (assuming they are on welfare) come to any conclusion but they're taking advantage of a system put in place to help others with said legitimate reasons.

[Xessive]

Maybe they're just so non-conformist that they refuse to conform to the norm of getting a job.

I'm pretty sure that somewhere deep inside myself I'm a non-conformist too, but by the time that sentiment reaches the surface it's already dissipated because of my ideology "I don't care if I'm conforming or not as long as I survive."