Author Topic: How to defend yourself in court for rape.  (Read 2215 times)

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Re: How to defend yourself in court for rape.
« Reply #1 on: Tuesday, February 19, 2008, 06:17:24 AM »
Wow, what a lucky SOB. Getting deported for attempted-rape is like getting a slap on wrist for genocide.

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Re: How to defend yourself in court for rape.
« Reply #2 on: Tuesday, February 19, 2008, 06:45:58 AM »
hahahah

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Re: How to defend yourself in court for rape.
« Reply #3 on: Tuesday, February 19, 2008, 03:09:42 PM »
They should have shot the idiot in the face and saved a lot of other people future grief.

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Re: How to defend yourself in court for rape.
« Reply #4 on: Tuesday, February 19, 2008, 03:23:47 PM »
How to defend yourself in prison from rape: make someone your bitch.

But yeah, I'm going to have to agree with Que on this one.

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Re: How to defend yourself in court for rape.
« Reply #5 on: Wednesday, February 20, 2008, 02:23:48 PM »
Wow, what a lucky SOB. Getting deported for attempted-rape is like getting a slap on wrist for genocide.


....... you have no idea.

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Re: How to defend yourself in court for rape.
« Reply #6 on: Wednesday, February 20, 2008, 06:05:03 PM »
i'm trying to decide if it's better or worse than this guys defence of having sex with a girl and apparently not realising that she was already dead.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/7252746.stm

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Re: How to defend yourself in court for rape.
« Reply #7 on: Wednesday, February 20, 2008, 08:03:31 PM »
Beo, that is easily one of the most disturbing things I have ever read.

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Re: How to defend yourself in court for rape.
« Reply #8 on: Wednesday, February 20, 2008, 08:20:54 PM »
threadjack! sorry, pug...

well, i think it's pretty safe to say that he murdered her. the idea that he found her lying motionless on the ground, with seven stab wounds, had sex with her and didn't realise she was dead until afterwards seems just a tiny bit far-fetched. i find it bizarre that he thought his best chance of getting off of the charge of murder was admitting rape and accidental necrophilia.

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Re: How to defend yourself in court for rape.
« Reply #9 on: Wednesday, February 20, 2008, 11:36:02 PM »
That was disturbing, thanks Beo :D

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Re: How to defend yourself in court for rape.
« Reply #10 on: Wednesday, February 20, 2008, 11:53:06 PM »
Insanity!