Topic: Have you ever been caught?

[PyroMenace]

I'd imagine if my mom caught me and said this to me I could never masturbate or look at her again.

[Quemaqua]

That's some creepy shit right there.

[Pugnate]

uhhh wtf.

[Xessive]

That was creepy. I appreciate the 'message' but the execution was so.. so wrong.

[ScaryTooth]

My Dad caught me once when I first discovered it. I think I was like 11, or 12. I couldn't look him in the eye for several days. But he was cool about it.

[scottws]

Jennie caught me once.  That was... awkward.

[ScaryTooth]

Isn't that your chick though? I guess some couples are weirded out by it. I've been caught by Meg, but she just joins in....

On a side note. Meg and I were in the Lions Den the other night. It's an adult video/toy/novelty chain here in the great lakes area. And we saw a girl that I work with there. It was kind of weird. I saw her the next day at work, and she couldn't even look me in the eye. She was so embarrassed.

[scottws]

Yeah, Jennie's my g/f but she can be a bit of a prude about a lot of stuff.

[nickclone]

When I was three my brother caught me humping the shit out of my teddy bear. I'm not bragging or anything, but that teddy bear was flat when I got done with it.

[Ghandi]

I'm not bragging or anything, but that teddy bear was flat when I got done with it.

And 20 years later you realize that teddy bears may not be the best way to learn good technique.

I was caught once by my sister. That was terrible. Also caught with porn on the computer by my dad when I forgot to clear the history. But that didn't really bother me.

[Pugnate]

When I was three my brother caught me humping the shit out of my teddy bear. I'm not bragging or anything, but that teddy bear was flat when I got done with it.

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[Xessive]

I was kinda caught in the middle of a compromising phone conversation by my roommate. No real damage though.

[Quemaqua]

Surprisingly, my parents never managed to catch my first girlfriend and I engaging in the questionable activities of youth.  We were pretty obvious about it, too.  I can't imagine my parents were so dumb they didn't get the picture, yet they didn't seem the type to ignore it either, so I've never been clear on how sly I actually managed to be.  Go figure.

[Cobra951]

Haha!  That's a story I can relate to.  The couches in the finished basement got a workout a few times during the same period in my life.  I did hear my sister start coming down the stairs once, and I yelled at her to stop and go back.  Fortunately, she listened.  I can't imagine that my parents were completely oblivious.  No way.

[Antares]

Isn't that your chick though? I guess some couples are weirded out by it. I've been caught by Meg, but she just joins in....

On a side note. Meg and I were in the Lions Den the other night. It's an adult video/toy/novelty chain here in the great lakes area. And we saw a girl that I work with there. It was kind of weird. I saw her the next day at work, and she couldn't even look me in the eye. She was so embarrassed.

Oh man... you should buy the biggest blackest dildo you can find and leave it on her desk for her to find some morning.

[shock]

Massive lolz in this thread.

Anyway, I got half caught by my mom, but she pretended she didn't see anything and promptly left.  Oh, and she never mentioned it again.

I was never caught in the act by my high school gf or her parents, which is shocking.  We would do stupid shit all the time.

One time her sister came downstairs when we were both naked and I was getting blown.  The only thing we could grab was this tiny little blanket that could barely cover us.  We pulled it up to our necks and grabbed our clothes and threw them underneath.  Her sister comes down because she needs to "talk".  She proceeds to go into the intricate details of some boy situation for the next half an hour.  I proceed to grab gf's boobies for most of it.

GF brought it up with her later, and she was entirely clueless.  I don't know how she could have not known..