Topic: My penis has a serious problem

[Ghandi]

Discuss.

[Cobra951]

Uhh . . .  I somehow don't feel safe even speculating.

[Ghandi]

Speculate with protection. You don't want to catch anything.

[JacksRag(e)]

The only solution I can think of is amputation.

[beo]

a few years back i tore my banjo string going in dry. at first i thought she was on her period, but then realised it was me. not being allowed to use my penis for two weeks for anything other than pissing was pretty shitty.

is this related? y/n

[NatchDan]

I am leaving this thread, never to return.

[Quemaqua]

I am leaving this thread, never to return.

I am so with you.

[ren]

It's all in your head.


Are you making it an innie?

[Ghandi]

is this related? y/n

Kind of. Replace the girl with a couch and you will begin to get the picture, although the symptoms are a little different.

Are you making it an innie?

Is that even possible?

[Cobra951]

Go see a doctor?

[JacksRag(e)]

Kind of. Replace the girl with a couch and you will begin to get the picture, although the symptoms are a little different.
 

Is that even possible?

Apparently, it is in Thailand.

[sirean_syan]

You had sex with a couch?

[poomcgoo]

Mine's hurtin right now as well.  My girl honestly wants sex more than I do, and that's quite a bit.  I spent the last three days at her place with her and no roommates so I'm pretty raw at the moment.  It's definitely been worse down there before, though.

[ren]

Mine's hurtin right now as well.  My girl honestly wants sex more than I do, and that's quite a bit.  I spent the last three days at her place with her and no roommates so I'm pretty raw at the moment.  It's definitely been worse down there before, though.

pics

/bizarro idol

[Ghandi]

You had sex with a couch?

It had sexy little legs on it. Don't tell me you've never looked at your couch like that.

[Xessive]

Can you get a robotic prosthetic one? With hydraulics?

[poomcgoo]

pics

/bizarro idol

Pics of what, my raw dick?

[Quemaqua]

raw dick

Please stop saying that.  Seriously.  You're making this uncooked hot dog seem entirely unappealing.

[Ghandi]

Que you should seriously consider investing in a microwave.

[idolminds]

Or fire.

[sirean_syan]

Ah fire. Is there any problem it can't solve?

[Xessive]

Ah fire. Is there any problem it can't solve?

Scientology. Although in all fairness that's only because we're not applying it.

[sirean_syan]

It could totally solve Scientology. Fire's a lot brute force. If it isn't getting the job done, you're just not using enough.