Obviously, we named him Howard.
Our neighbors ended up with him in a weird way. They got some sheep, and the people that gave them the sheep also gave them the duck since apparently the duck and the sheep were friends. This was ok for a while, they kept him in with their chickens.
It seems he made a mess of the chickens water dish, so they tried to put him out in their pond. He didnt stay out there. So they gave him to us.
Theres a long tale of how after getting him here and letting him out to walk around...catching him again was a huge pain in the ass. Especially by yourself. Like I had to do.
I'm not bitter.