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Offline WindAndConfusion

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RiffTrax does something completely awesome
« on: Saturday, June 21, 2008, 02:19:34 PM »

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Re: RiffTrax does something completely awesome
« Reply #1 on: Monday, June 23, 2008, 02:24:06 PM »
I laughed.

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Re: RiffTrax does something completely awesome
« Reply #2 on: Monday, June 23, 2008, 07:02:59 PM »
That was brilliant.

But seriously, what the fuck is up with that movie?  and who is it that I'm going to have to torture and murder as punishment for bringing it into existence?

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Re: RiffTrax does something completely awesome
« Reply #3 on: Monday, June 23, 2008, 08:27:27 PM »
Megan tricked me into watching that damn trailer and I pretty much had the same reaction as that guy.

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Re: RiffTrax does something completely awesome
« Reply #4 on: Monday, June 23, 2008, 08:46:35 PM »
Worse than the premise for the movie, are the lyrics to that chihuahua rap:
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We're the king of all dogs,
yo, and we ain't playin',
don't you bark in our direction,
that's all I'm sayin'.

We're tiny, we're mighty,
we're number one,
we're the real hot dogs,
yo hold the bun.
"We're the real hot dogs, yo, hold the bun."

I think it's safe to declare that hip-hop is dead.

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Re: RiffTrax does something completely awesome
« Reply #5 on: Monday, June 23, 2008, 09:26:32 PM »
Apparently hip hop died a few years ago.

I don't know what all the fuss is about - I like the trailer. It looks like a fun, offbeat comedy. Maybe some of you should just broaden your horizons?

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Re: RiffTrax does something completely awesome
« Reply #6 on: Monday, June 23, 2008, 09:49:45 PM »
Please tell me you're being sarcastic, otherwise I'm going to have to declare you a complete moron.

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Re: RiffTrax does something completely awesome
« Reply #7 on: Tuesday, June 24, 2008, 12:00:50 AM »
In somewhat related news, ICE-T recently told Souijalaasdfa Boy his music is non-nonsensical and he should eat a dick.  The reply?  "You're old".  Hip hop really is dead.

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Re: RiffTrax does something completely awesome
« Reply #8 on: Tuesday, June 24, 2008, 06:26:27 AM »
That's depressing.  This thread sucks.

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Re: RiffTrax does something completely awesome
« Reply #9 on: Tuesday, June 24, 2008, 07:25:49 AM »
Please tell me you're being sarcastic, otherwise I'm going to have to declare you a complete moron.

No, I'm serious. I've already got my tickets and bought some t-shirts. We're going to camp out at the theater for the release. I'm so excited. WISH ME LUCK!!!!!11

Is Soulja boy that guy who has the song "supersize that ho"? Because if so my respect for ICE-T just rose considerably. I hate that song so, so, so much that it hurts me inside.

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Re: RiffTrax does something completely awesome
« Reply #10 on: Tuesday, June 24, 2008, 11:40:35 AM »
No, I'm serious. I've already got my tickets and bought some t-shirts. We're going to camp out at the theater for the release. I'm so excited. WISH ME LUCK!!!!!11

Is Soulja boy that guy who has the song "supersize that ho"? Because if so my respect for ICE-T just rose considerably. I hate that song so, so, so much that it hurts me inside.
You think it's bad by itself, look up "Soulja Boy Spongebob" on Youtube sometime.