Que, we should totally write a choose-your-own-adventure book! It could be about zombies!
Page 2: "...and then you hear a scream. If you want to investigate, goto page 40. If you want to ignore it and look for ammo, goto page 45."
Page 40: "You crack open the door to look for the source of the noise, and 30 zombies pile in and eat your brains. You die. The end."
Page 45: "As you're looking for ammo, 30 zombies bust down the door and eat your brains. You die. The end."