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Isaac Hayes, R.I.P.
« on: Sunday, August 10, 2008, 02:12:51 PM »
First Bernie Mac.
Now this.
Geeez....

Isaac Hayes found dead at 65

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Re: Isaac Hayes, R.I.P.
« Reply #1 on: Sunday, August 10, 2008, 02:34:29 PM »
Hopefully Xenu doesn't get him on his way to... uh... wherever.

Okay, that's a bit cold.  It sucks that he's gone.  Best of luck to him on the next leg of the trip.

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Re: Isaac Hayes, R.I.P.
« Reply #2 on: Sunday, August 10, 2008, 02:58:35 PM »
Damn.

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Re: Isaac Hayes, R.I.P.
« Reply #3 on: Sunday, August 10, 2008, 05:27:42 PM »
I just saw this guy on TV a couple of days ago, and he looked like your average 50-year-old.  Weird that he's dead right after that.  So he was in that cult too?

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Re: Isaac Hayes, R.I.P.
« Reply #4 on: Sunday, August 10, 2008, 05:45:32 PM »
Yeah. There was something of a controversy over it because he voiced a major character in South Park and when they started to make fun of Scientology he got pissy. This was after South Park had pretty much attacked every race and religion out there and he willingly went along.

Sucks though. He seemed like a cool guy otherwise.

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Re: Isaac Hayes, R.I.P.
« Reply #5 on: Sunday, August 10, 2008, 07:02:50 PM »
Yeah. There was something of a controversy over it because he voiced a major character in South Park and when they started to make fun of Scientology he got pissy.
Actually, it's more convoluted than that. Hayes had a thick skin, and when asked about the episode, he replied, "You can't take those guys (Parker & Stone) too seriously." I think it's profoundly unlikely that he got butthurt and quit his job.

Here's the conspiracy angle: Hayes had a stroke around the time the Xenu episode first aired, and for a while afterwards he didn't appear in public. It was actually his publicist (also a Scilon) that cancelled his contract with Comedy Central. So was it Hayes that quit his job, or was it his Scilon handlers?

Hopefully Xenu doesn't get him on his way to... uh... wherever.
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Re: Isaac Hayes, R.I.P.
« Reply #6 on: Sunday, August 10, 2008, 09:13:07 PM »

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Re: Isaac Hayes, R.I.P.
« Reply #7 on: Monday, August 11, 2008, 12:18:14 PM »