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Offline nickclone

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All of My Friends Are Gay
« on: Monday, August 11, 2008, 12:27:31 AM »
I hung out with a couple of friends the other night, one of them is out of the closet, straight up gay. When my other friend was passed out, me and my gay friend started talking about how another one of my friends ditched out when he cops came to his house (they cut open a fence to go swimming at the pool) and they arrested his boyfriend. Apparently, my friend who ran (who happens to act very alpha male and macho) has messed around with my gay friend on several occasions. Hell, even the other friend that went with us to his house and passed out early has messed around with the gay guy. Double hell, I've had another friend that wanted to bang the gay guy even though I thought he was totally straight.

Now, I'm not the most "macho" man around. I don't go around punching people, I can't fix cars and I don't try to bang every chick I see...yet I seem to be the only actual straight guy out of most of my friends. Its got me thinking: how many guys are really straight?

So...do you guys have any gay confessions you want to get off your chest?

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Re: All of My Friends Are Gay
« Reply #1 on: Monday, August 11, 2008, 12:43:53 AM »
Ghandi and I are getting married. 

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Re: All of My Friends Are Gay
« Reply #2 on: Monday, August 11, 2008, 01:01:46 AM »
Ghandi and I are getting married. 

You guys up for a threesome?

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Re: All of My Friends Are Gay
« Reply #3 on: Monday, August 11, 2008, 01:29:13 AM »
I would like to confess that everyone here is gay but me.

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Re: All of My Friends Are Gay
« Reply #4 on: Monday, August 11, 2008, 02:13:32 AM »
I would like to confess that everyone here is gay but me.

Wait!? Are you calling what we had an "experiment?

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Re: All of My Friends Are Gay
« Reply #5 on: Monday, August 11, 2008, 06:09:45 AM »
That was with you?  And here I thought that was Ren.  The whole thing's still a little fuzzy...

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Re: All of My Friends Are Gay
« Reply #6 on: Monday, August 11, 2008, 06:25:02 AM »
There's only one way to be sure.

Was he black?

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Re: All of My Friends Are Gay
« Reply #7 on: Monday, August 11, 2008, 07:01:26 AM »
There's only one way to be sure.

Was he black?

...I'm black...

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Re: All of My Friends Are Gay
« Reply #8 on: Monday, August 11, 2008, 07:20:27 AM »
Ghandi and I are getting married. 

Only for the green card. Don't kid yourself, the sex isn't even that good.

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Re: All of My Friends Are Gay
« Reply #9 on: Monday, August 11, 2008, 12:25:21 PM »
...I'm black...

and I am not black. So Que's response will clarify which one of us he used.

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Re: All of My Friends Are Gay
« Reply #10 on: Monday, August 11, 2008, 01:47:59 PM »
my sig? it doesn't mean what you thought it meant. i've had sex with EVERYONE here.

except hoob...gross
Suck it, Pugnate.