Topic: Help

[Ghandi]

There has been much controversy over the check mark system on these boards. Countless arguments, endless debates and uncounted tears have marred what was thought to be a flawless process.

Where do we go from here? What is the answer?

The answer, my friends, is obvious: there can be only one!

And so it begins. Best post wins. GO!

[Quemaqua]

[TheOtherBelmont]

[Ghandi]

Good stuff so far. As of now Que is winning. Nothing against the pic, Bel. I like it. But I'd hardly call that a winning picture (but to be fair, winning with a fat kid pic is kinda cheap - its hard not to be hilarious). Though you do get points for relevelancy.

Keep it coming, people. Remember: there can only be one.

[TheOtherBelmont]

Am I doing it right?

[Ghandi]

You're failing miserably. But don't worry - we'll fake it.

Edit: though, you are beating Que. That picture is great.

[TheOtherBelmont]

[Ghandi]

That's just impossible.

[Quemaqua]

haha, that one has my vote.  I can't compete with that.

[Cobra951]

I feel I should contribute, but all I can think of is an old standby.  And I can't find the good image I remember either.

[Cools!]

[Ghandi]

I should point out that we aren't limited to pictures, although I can't complain so far. Cools definitely gained major points with that last picture. Good stuff.

[Quemaqua]

When my neighbors finally got so bad that I couldn't stand it anymore, and the camel's back was broken completely by one hell of a motherfucking straw, I decided it was time to fight back.  To do so, I performed the following steps:

• 1.  Take speakers hooked up to stereo in living room and point them directly toward the floor by laying them face down ON the floor.
• 2.  Play Cryptopsy's classic Emaciate (listen in at 1:00 and go to around 2:30 for just why I chose this song, particularly with the breakdown at 1:40)
• 3.  Play Cryptopsy's classic Phobophile (listen at about 0:40 through for about another minute to see why).
• 4.  Scream real loud.  Maniacally.
  

Try at your own risk.  I nearly scared my rat to death.  I actually still feel kind of bad about that.

[TheOtherBelmont]

When my neighbors finally got so bad that I couldn't stand it anymore, and the camel's back was broken completely by one hell of a motherfucking straw, I decided it was time to fight back.  To do so, I performed the following steps:

• 1.  Take speakers hooked up to stereo in living room and point them directly toward the floor by laying them face down ON the floor.
• 2.  Play Cryptopsy's classic Emaciate (listen in at 1:00 and go to around 2:30 for just why I chose this song, particularly with the breakdown at 1:40)
• 3.  Play Cryptopsy's classic Phobophile (listen at about 0:40 through for about another minute to see why).
• 4.  Scream real loud.  Maniacally.
  

Try at your own risk.  I nearly scared my rat to death.  I actually still feel kind of bad about that.

Hahaha, that is awesome, did they quiet down?  Nice song choices by the way.

[Cools!]

[Ghandi]

Cools wins the award for freaking me out. And confusing me. And intruiging me...

Also, I can't help but think that it doesn't help for this thread to be in the help forum. But surely people can lavish nonetheless in its awesomeness. 

[Ghandi]

[Quemaqua]

haha, nice

[Ghandi]

An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer. The second orders half a beer. The third, a quarter of a beer. The bartender says "You're all idiots", and pours two beers.

[Quemaqua]

Haha... uh wait, what?

[Ghandi]

I'd explain it but then it totally wouldn't be funny.

[Quemaqua]

<---------- is dunce

[Cobra951]

Um, that progression will reach 2 at infinity.  Get it?