I came across a thread on Somethingawful where people tried to make Ctrl-Alt-Del comics funny. From that thread I was lead to a blog post ripping CAD to pieces for being lame and unfunny. From the comments on that blog, a guy felt the need to defend CAD and came up with this:
Also, you wrote this line:
"HIS GIRLFRIEND (A GIRL WHO HAS SEX WITH HIM)"
Yeah, I'd call that a big generalization. Just because two people are dating doesn't mean that they have sex. I went out with two different girls for about a year and a half each, and there was no sex involved.
First of all, what the fuck?! Secondly, how is that a defense of anything?