Haha, smart man. Due to my formerly high alcohol tolerance (which is now down to like... 2 beers) and general ability to drink and continue to function well, I used to keep my same general level of nonsensicalness (that isn't a word, but it should be) when drunk. I think I spent a lot more time drunk posting on the boards than people knew, which is... actually kind of sad.
And for some reason it makes me want a cigarette. Damn it.