Topic: Everyone but Ghandi get in here.

[angrykeebler]

I'm pretty sure gpw wants to kill you.

If you can gurantee me that you will slaughter him with your bare hands, I might be able to double-cross him and let you at him. He has a plot against Pugnate as well, so he has his hands full. This is our chance. Let me know.

Also, yes I'm drunk but something will come of this. This is complicated and it's at least a months worth of PM's in the making. But go with me on this, you won't regret it.

-Ghandi

Anyone get a similar PM? 

[Ghandi]

Oh geez. This could be a big thread.

[Quemaqua]

Whee!

* Quemaqua goes to find a drink and some party snacks

[gpw11]

Exhibit A:

LOVERS?

PyroMenace>   No no, I do love him

That's from a recent conversation. Do you deny it?

Admittedly, there are some murder plots amongst the various members. I'm not immune to them. But I didn't fabricate the quote. DO YOU DENY IT?!?!

Exhibit B:

I have a guarantee from non other than Keebler that he will strangle you with his bare hands. Of course, he has also told me that he will double cross me at any moment. But nonetheless, as a friend and a fellow conspirator, I thought that I should let you know.

-Ghandi

[Ghandi]

Ah, gpw. How readily you double cross me! Let me point out Exhibit A, only a week ago:

Perhaps you, pug, and myself should form some sort of anti-Korean alliance?

AND NOW YOU POST IN HIS THREAD?!?!?!

I have other evidence I am willing to unveil at a later date, if necessary.

[gpw11]

I'm sorry.  I meant Anti North-Korean.  We need to be ready to protect our South Korean friends like Hoobs and Keebs.

[Ghandi]

I understand completely. Luckily I still have Pug on my side. I'm not going to exploit our friendship, but needless to say there have been some pacts made against certain people here. So I'd watch my back if I were you.

[angrykeebler]

When hoob comes back, our slant eyed alliance will be complete and YOU WILL ALL PAY

[Dragonlor]

No frostys for you keeb.

[Ghandi]

Well it looks like we have added another member to our alliance!!!

Also I should add that our alliance will all receive free frostys via Dragonlor*





*pending approval from Dragonlor

[Dragonlor]

I will also be bringing pumpkin cheese cake.  Soo long live the alliance.

[angrykeebler]

ENJOY YOUR POISONED FROSTYS AND CHEESECAKE

[gpw11]

I hereby announce my formal alliance with Keebs and Hoobs.   

[angrykeebler]

Can you use chopsticks?

[Ghandi]

gpw, You aren't even slant eyed. You'll need some major optical reconstructive surgery before they admit you into their ranks.

Also, keebler, just so you know Wendys employees always pee in frostys given to the slant eyed. SO ENJOY YOUR PEE FROSTYS.

[gpw11]

I hereby denounce my formal alliance with Keebs and Hoob and announce my alliance with Que.

[Pugnate]

I got an e-mail regarding an alliance of sorts a while back. I told him I wouldn't screw with GPW, mostly because I am convinced he is a really crazy fucked up actor in his 40s.

[Quemaqua]

I formally announce my alliance with gpw.  I am an equally crazy fucked up actor in my 60s, which means I must ally with young blood.  But I'm like Charlton Heston mixed with Clint Eastwood -- I'll still kick your ass at 80.

[PyroMenace]

Well its obvious Im with gpw.







... so when do we get to make out?

[beo]

hmmm... who do i hate least?

fuck it, you'll all die by my hand. rule britania, etc.

[Pugnate]

No I can't do this double agent B.S.

I am with Ghandi.

The forces of GPW will DIE!

[angrykeebler]

we asians will use our superior math skills to overpower you all

[Quemaqua]

Wait, so are we going on 3 factions now?

[angrykeebler]

i'm so confused

[sirean_syan]

Some Asian you turned out to be. Can't even count past two.

[Ghandi]

OK, now that we've mostly all picked sides, we're going to have to settle this. I'm envisioning something along the lines of the Anchorman news channel fight in the alley.

[Xessive]

I'm gonna announce my Swiss citizenship and kinda hang among the mountains of neutrality.

[angrykeebler]

i think we should all ally against xessive...you can never trust those neutral bastards!

[Quemaqua]

Now there's something we can all get behind!

[gpw11]

OK, now that we've mostly all picked sides, we're going to have to settle this. I'm envisioning something along the lines of the Anchorman news channel fight in the alley.

I think we should settle this by betting on exactly how long it takes for Que to disembowel you.  I say less than 15 seconds from a cold start.

[Ghandi]

Explain what a hot start would be.

[Quemaqua]

I tried to find a visual aid, but you'd be surprised just how lackluster Google image search's results are for "disembowel".

[gpw11]

Explain what a hot start would be.

If you don't know, you've obviously never seen Que's work and you don't even want to know....bitch. 

I tried to find a visual aid, but you'd be surprised just how lackluster Google image search's results are for "disembowel".

That's alright, he'll see all the visual aid he needs when he looks down and see's his most treasured possession (his lower intestine of course) spread out over the pavement.

[Ghandi]

Do you really think that an American would honestly ally with a Canadian? How dumb do you think we are? We see you up there. Plotting. Waiting. Stealing our warmth as it drifts upward. We know.

Do not surmise a quick victory. Have you learned nothing from the French?

[Xessive]

You would willingly assault a heart full of neutrality?!

I see I have no choice but to side with the Canadian. GPW, Oh Canada!

Let's get geared up in our Mountee get-ups.

You think a bull in a china-shop is bad? Soon all of you will feel the fury of an agitated moose!

GPW, release the agitated moose!!