Author Topic: ShamWOW! (Read 3144 times)

Ghandi · « **on:** Monday, December 08, 2008, 11:32:43 PM »

Great product, or the greatest product of all time?

gpw11 · « **Reply #1 on:** Monday, December 08, 2008, 11:46:24 PM »

Um, I just looked up the youtube video and would like to know how I could pay to punch that guy in the face?

sirean_syan · « **Reply #2 on:** Monday, December 08, 2008, 11:47:56 PM »

If he doesn't fit the mold for a douche scam artist, I don't know who does.

Actually, he was sorta how I pictured GPW for a long time.

Ghandi · « **Reply #3 on:** Monday, December 08, 2008, 11:53:32 PM »

I dunno I thought gpw was more like the oxy clean guy.

sirean_syan · « **Reply #4 on:** Monday, December 08, 2008, 11:54:49 PM »

The Oxy Clean guy doesn't look like he dupes chicks for fun through. He just looks like he sells cars and eats children. Definitely not GPW.

Ghandi · « **Reply #5 on:** Tuesday, December 09, 2008, 12:00:29 AM »

Good point. GPW isn't even allowed around children anymore. No opportunity for him to eat any.

sirean_syan · « **Reply #6 on:** Tuesday, December 09, 2008, 12:03:06 AM »

Hmmm. I believe I found the crazy salesman version of you, Ghandi.

&feature=related

Edit: Hmmm. Maybe not. He's a bit more threatening that you seem to be. You're just waiting for him to say, "Buy my TV before I slit your throat and take a crap down it." Maybe this is why Pug's customers get scared of him.

Ghandi · « **Reply #7 on:** Tuesday, December 09, 2008, 12:08:04 AM »

Oh, it's totally on now:

Edit: Also, one of the related videos to the one you posted is "blowjob girl". I'm not kidding.

sirean_syan · « **Reply #8 on:** Tuesday, December 09, 2008, 12:17:08 AM »

... why did I go find that. At least it isn't what it sounds like, but it's as funny as it wants to be.

WindAndConfusion · « **Reply #9 on:** Tuesday, December 09, 2008, 12:47:52 AM »

And here's Billy Mays in slow motion:

Ghandi · « **Reply #10 on:** Tuesday, December 09, 2008, 01:00:40 AM »

The first one was pretty great. The second just reminded me of a really bad trip. Which may have been what you were going for.

gpw11 · « **Reply #11 on:** Tuesday, December 09, 2008, 02:14:06 AM »

I hate all of you. I'm a very nice person.

Ghandi · « **Reply #12 on:** Tuesday, December 09, 2008, 02:22:26 AM »

Quote from: gpw11 on Tuesday, December 09, 2008, 02:14:06 AM

I'm a very nice person.

But I can't tell if that's really you or if you are just trying to sell me more shamwow's.

sirean_syan · « **Reply #13 on:** Wednesday, January 07, 2009, 10:52:25 PM »

Where the hell did they find this guy?

Edit: So he was the dude behind the Underground Comedy Movie. Funny how the world works.

gpw11 · « **Reply #14 on:** Thursday, January 08, 2009, 12:28:32 AM »

Ha. I actually like the guy a lot and think deep down inside he's pretty funny. Notice how he subtly insults the viewer. More importantly, notice how the strawberry sparkles.

Ghandi · « **Reply #15 on:** Friday, January 09, 2009, 08:51:26 AM »

Quote from: sirean_syan on Wednesday, January 07, 2009, 10:52:25 PM

Where the hell did they find this guy?

That guy could sell anything. He's freaking amazing.

And gpw, I don't think he's funny deep down. He's funny on the surface with his douchiness. That's what makes him so entertaining. Plus you know that tons of people watch this guy and are instantly sold.

Pugnate · « **Reply #16 on:** Friday, January 09, 2009, 09:06:57 AM »

Quote from: sirean_syan on Tuesday, December 09, 2008, 12:03:06 AM

Hmmm. I believe I found the crazy salesman version of you, Ghandi.

&feature=related

Edit: Hmmm. Maybe not. He's a bit more threatening that you seem to be. You're just waiting for him to say, "Buy my TV before I slit your throat and take a crap down it." Maybe this is why Pug's customers get scared of him.

Sirean selling something and looking very scary:

Quote from: gpw11 on Tuesday, December 09, 2008, 02:14:06 AM

I hate all of you. I'm a very nice person.

Yes you are... but tits are your kryptonite.

shock · « **Reply #17 on:** Tuesday, January 13, 2009, 11:14:01 AM »

"You're gonna love my nuts"

This guy is actually pretty funny.

Xessive · « **Reply #18 on:** Tuesday, January 13, 2009, 05:39:07 PM »

Quote from: shock on Tuesday, January 13, 2009, 11:14:01 AM

"You're gonna love my nuts"

This guy is actually pretty funny.

Hehe I love how they were strategically placed near the region too.

I thought he was funnier in the Slap-Chop infomercial as oppose to the ShamWOW.

scottws · « **Reply #19 on:** Tuesday, January 13, 2009, 06:02:57 PM »

All I can say is "Sham-WOW!"

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Author Topic: ShamWOW! (Read 3144 times)