And its none of the models I was even looking at. Its a RCA H106, a 6GB hd based player. Its about as basic as it gets, plays MP3, WMA, and Audible, a 12-16 hour battery life, monochrome screen. Thats about it. All the reviews say its a decent player that just lacks features.
However, I only paid $42 for it brand new on clearence at Target (normally $170). I figured...hell, I can always give it to my mom when I decide I want something with more to it. For now, it should work well enough.