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Offline Ghandi

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Pyro is the greatest
« on: Sunday, January 04, 2009, 08:57:04 PM »
He's so awesome. I really don't know if there is anyone better than him. I've been trying to think of a person but I really can't, probably because there isn't one.

So what to say about Pyro? Obviously he's great. The greatest. He's also tons of fun to talk to. You say "Hey Pyro" and he replies "OMG I ROCK" and it's funny because he does! LOL@!

So anyways lets talk more about this.
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Offline K-man

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Re: Pyro is the greatest
« Reply #1 on: Sunday, January 04, 2009, 08:58:32 PM »
I've been saying this for years.
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Offline MysterD

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Re: Pyro is the greatest
« Reply #2 on: Sunday, January 04, 2009, 09:16:45 PM »
Skip that.

I'm the greatest of all times.
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Offline TheOtherBelmont

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Re: Pyro is the greatest
« Reply #3 on: Sunday, January 04, 2009, 10:08:35 PM »
Quote from: MysterD on Sunday, January 04, 2009, 09:16:45 PM
Skip that.

I'm the greatest of all times.

The only thing you're great at is failing.  I present my evidence with the above quoted post.

Also Pyro is so great he could have his own internet meme, like Chuck Norris.  This thread should be dedicated to new Pyro facts.
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Re: Pyro is the greatest
« Reply #4 on: Sunday, January 04, 2009, 10:19:00 PM »
I always succeed at failing.
Remember that.
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Re: Pyro is the greatest
« Reply #5 on: Sunday, January 04, 2009, 11:38:15 PM »
Actually, Pyro is greater than all of you know.  He's responsible for orchestrating some of the biggest and grandest plans... and yet you have no idea.  You will not know until it is time, until he unleashes his secretive secrets upon us all.
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Re: Pyro is the greatest
« Reply #6 on: Monday, January 05, 2009, 05:10:31 AM »
Pyro is of undeniable greatness. Truly Awesome and that is no small feat.

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Offline K-man

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Re: Pyro is the greatest
« Reply #7 on: Monday, January 05, 2009, 06:26:51 AM »
I once saw Pyro scissor kick Angela Lansbury
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Offline PyroMenace

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Re: Pyro is the greatest
« Reply #8 on: Tuesday, January 06, 2009, 08:46:49 AM »
Quote from: Xessive on Monday, January 05, 2009, 05:10:31 AM
Pyro is of undeniable greatness. Truly Awesome and that is no small feat.



Now I know that dude with the rockin blond hair is boasting some serious awesome power, but I think the guy next to him wins it by a long shot with that sweater.
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Offline Ghandi

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Re: Pyro is the greatest
« Reply #9 on: Tuesday, January 06, 2009, 09:27:48 PM »
I heard once that Pyro walked into an empty house with a paper clip, a roll of duct tape and some scissors and walked out with 14 hot, bisexual coeds. No one knows how. He is so fucking awesome.
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Offline TheOtherBelmont

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Re: Pyro is the greatest
« Reply #10 on: Tuesday, January 06, 2009, 10:35:34 PM »
I once saw Pyro headbutt a cow and it turned into hundreds of juicy, perfectly cooked steaks.
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Offline Pugnate

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Re: Pyro is the greatest
« Reply #11 on: Tuesday, January 06, 2009, 10:55:02 PM »
I once heard that Pyro realized he had a heart murmur, so he performed open heart surgery on himself with his toes, while he got oral sex from Carmen Electra at the same time... (this was a long time ago, when Carmen Electra was still hot)
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Re: Pyro is the greatest
« Reply #12 on: Wednesday, January 07, 2009, 12:05:48 AM »
One time, Pyro took a trip to Japan and farted in public. Twice.

It ended World War 2.
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Re: Pyro is the greatest
« Reply #13 on: Wednesday, January 07, 2009, 12:51:09 AM »
And started World War 3.
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Re: Pyro is the greatest
« Reply #14 on: Wednesday, January 07, 2009, 05:56:48 AM »
I saw Pyro helping an old lady across the street.

He's also awesome in the small ways.
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